Comics artist and friend, Benjamin Birdie, blessed me with this original Bahlactus piece at the Comicazi-con this past weekend.
Get down with Benjamin and more of his solid work at The Rack: A Comic Strip About A Comic Shop. Even he knows the Earth tastes a lot like cupcakes. Bahlactus has spoken.
…in a new squared-circle…
SOON.
(Check out SpaceBooger.com for info)
Bahlactus Has Spoken.
…i’ve had so much fun entertaining ya’ll…
…till the next combo or body blow…
…I’ll see you, when I see you…”
This is it, the final fights,
No more rehearsing and nursing Russ Anderson’s parts,
Great Caesar’s Post knows every combo by heart!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!!
This is it, BitterAndrew fought on Friday night!!!
And oh, what fights Fish-Flavored Baseball Bat did,
No more body blows, this is it!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!
This is it, the final fights,
No more rehearsing and nursing Hero Sandwich’s parts,
SpaceBooger knows every combo by heart!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!!
This is it, Roscoe’s Public Notes fought on Friday night!!!
And oh, what fights JK Carrier did,
No more body blows, this is it!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!
This is it, the final fights,
No more rehearsing and nursing Bacardi’s parts,
Stars and Garters knows every combo by heart!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!!
This is it, Sims fought on Friday night!!!
And oh, what fights Church did,
No more body blows, this is it!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!
This is it, the final fights,
No more rehearsing and nursing Yet Another Comics Blog’s parts,
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! knows every combo by heart!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!!
This is it, Woody fought on Friday night!!!
And oh, what fights Letters to Myself did,
No more body blows, this is it!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!
This is it, the final fights,
No more rehearsing and nursing your parts,
Comic Treadmill knows every combo by heart!!!
Overture, curtain, lights!!!!
This is it, Behold the Geek! fought on Friday night!!!
And oh, what fights Phoning It In did,
No more body blows, this is it!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…tonight, October 31st 2008, it ENDS…
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The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night must include a female fighter in the panel mix. It’s ladies night, and it’s time to bring the fight!!! Bahlactus has spoken.
It’s do or die,
Hero Sandwich is lookin’ through the eye of SpaceBooger’s revolver!!!
Woody revolves around Roscoe’s Public Notes’s world,
Crisis on Earth-Prime, the problem solver!!!
Alter JK Carrier’s ego, and the way BitterAndrew walkin’,
Talk to Russ Anderson, still Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! stay regal!!!
Read through the bullshit,
Sometimes to make peace, Kalinara needs a full clip!!!
Roll dice with Dem’s Good Readin’…
…Great Caesar’s Post got bricks at full price,
I Was Ben talks shit, give good advice,
Rollin’ through the hood right,
It’s the good life, like Bleachroot said,
Gettin’ Bacardi, how could Fish Flavored Baseball Bat not be fed!!!
Get Bread, get dough, get fed, get mo!!!
In the old Lincoln, Comics Ate My Brain sit low!!!
Let problems burn Comic Treadmill away,
Comic Coverage yearns for the days that don’t go gray…
Remember Stars and Garters was a king…
…back in the day…
Still can be, depending on the cards Sims plays!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
Bahlactus (n). (bə-LAK-təs). 1. A streetwise, urban anomaly in the comic book universe. 2. A phenomenon which devours all things Comics. 3. A Comics Entity with a compelling vibe charged with raising aesthetic awareness to the next level. 4. Every. Goddamn. Third. Monday. In. February. 5.Earth tastes a lot like cupcakes.
Bahlactus has spoken.
