May 9

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 4

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“…I ain’t givin’ you crackah’s nothin’!!!“


May 9

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

May 2

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 3

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Whoever you are,

Wherever you are,

Shine!!!

…and Ninja Shark Bites is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Dem’s Good Readin’ is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Bully is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Birdie is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and The Comic Treadmill is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Letters to Myself is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Panels of Awesome! is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Sims is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Great Caesar’s Post is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Grebok-Sod is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Fortress of Fortitude is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and BitterAndrew is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Siskoid is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Pop! Goes the Icon is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and SpaceBooger is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and JK Carrier is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Hero Sandwich is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and we all just ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ our classic on!!!

…and Woody is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Crisis on Earth Prime! is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Yet Another Comics Blog is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

Hey! We just gettin’ our Friday Night Fights on!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

May 2

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Apr 25

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 2

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“…KOTTAM! Guard Yo’ GRILL!!!”

Church makes yo’ mouthpiece obese!!!

…like Della Reese!!!

When The Comic Nerd release, you lose teeth like Comics Ate My Brain!!!

…Nuckah, PLEASE!!! Blood floods yo’ dungarees!!!

And that’s just half of the Spacebooger’s warpath!!!

Laugh now and cry later, Letters to Myself rhyme greater,

…than the average A New World Order spectator!!!

They see Sims in the streets and say,

…yo, he nice because you die twice!!!

BitterAndrew comes as strong as a ripple,

While runnin’ on the Comic Treadmill hurts like a twisted nipple!!!

Russ Anderson‘ll make you green like a cucumber,

Bringing memories from way back when Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! was a newcomer!!!

Cable & Tweed use slugs from Mac-10’s, claimin’,

“let’s hug & make friends!!!“

Now, Dem’s Good Readin’ got you bleedin’ lovely,

Panels of Awesome!…rest eternally!!!

Rest where Munson let the worms be,

Grebok-Sod let the 9’s fly, baptize, and you’ll die!!!

Great Caesar’s Post leaves your spirit with a hole-y ghost!!!

JK Carrier put holes in most and For the ove of Comics looks shakey!!!

Slip-n-slide, and watch Yet Another Comics Blog break thee!!!

Look at what you made Pop! Goes the Icon do!!!

…brains blue

Crisis on Earth Prime just blew!!!

Time, time for Woody to give you the long goodbye!!!

And careful while Secret Earths kiss Siskoid the long goodnight!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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