Friday Night Fights! — Round 2
Announcer: It’s Friday Night Fights, round 2, and Seth, a.k.a. The Mad Scientist brings the funk early with his ’sho-nuf SPINE-TINGLER!
Announcer: ..but the crafty Munson of Milestone Mondays fame is no-holds-barred when he sweeps the leg! He doesn’t know karate, but, he knows KUH-RA-ZE!
*KA-BOOM! KA-POW! KA-BAM!*
Announcer: It’s on & crackin’, because Church asks, “head or gut?” as he lands the throat chop of the century with his tag-team Count of Monte Fisto combination!
Announcer: Scratchin’ out everyones nine lives, Kitty unleashes the beast with her original flavored Rumble, lil’ kitty, RUMBLE! showstopper!
*DING! DING!! DING!!!*
*..the house lights start to come up..*
Announcer: It’s the infamous club banger, Hale, rockin’ his “get your KOT-TAM damned dirty hands offa me APE!!!“ tee. He’s swingin’ wildly and lands with the after 2AM club sucker punch!
March 23rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
check out my contribution, bahlactus…i’m early this time, haha.
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Seth, diggin’ it bruh. Round 2 is definitely on & crackin’!
March 23rd, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Oh, it’s on!
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:24 pm
I got your back, B-Lac!
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Kitty, Hale — Thanks for gettin’ down! Lovin’ the fact that people are getting into the ring! Keep your eyes on the prize for next Friday!
March 25th, 2007 at 10:57 am
This Friday Secret Earths played the ass grab card. Just a little nod to the funny. A nod that leaves you with a busted brow.
March 25th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Mike, was that an official entry to Friday Night Fights, bruh? You’re gonna have to come correct next week. Right now, you’re on the ropes, nose bleedin’, and sucking wind from all the body-blows…
March 27th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I blame format…
… and Kyle Rayner.
March 27th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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