Friday Night Fights! — Round 1


Real fighters dont get the taste smacked out of their mouth!

(Who’s game? Church? Sims? Ya’ll can’t see me! It’s on & crackin’ now!)

Announcer: It looks like Sims is comin’ correct and weighed in heavy with a combo + bodyblow!

Announcer: What’s this?!? Hale has layed on the pimp-hand from WAY downtown!

Announcer: ..but not to be outclassed, Church brings the thunder and lets everyone know it gets real in the battlefield!!!

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this round is just about ov-…

*snatches the mic*

Bailey: ..is this thing ON?!? Check-Baby-Check-Baby 1..2..3..4!!! BOOYA!

*DING-DING!!*

*..the ring is ablaze and bones are breakin’ — 12 hours later..*

Announcer: This has turned into an all out street fight! Dorian has entered the ring screamin’ sleep with one one eye open!

Announcer: Ragnell just tatooed T-W-I-S-M (the world is mine) on everybody with her patented who you callin’ a SNITCH?!?

*DING-DING-DING!!!*

11 Responses to “Friday Night Fights! — Round 1”

  1. Jeff Munson Says:

    Dude, nice…. check out my little contribution to the world of comic panel capturing at my site munsonisms.com baby! It’s BACK!

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  3. seth Says:

    I’m a little late, but check my contribution out over at my place, http://underpantsontheoutside.blogspot.com/ .

  4. bahlactus Says:

    Seth, thanks for tagging in, bruh! Round 2 will be in effect next Friday night! See you in the ring!

  5. Mike Haseloff Says:

    Comic book violence? Can it be?

    Could Secret Earths finally get it’s dues?!
    Oh the desperation!

  6. Bahlactus Says:

    Mike, you should definitely get down, bruh. I checked out the flavor of your Secret Wars on Infinite Earths blog, and I dig the flavor. I’ll be adding it to my feeds for regular viewing rotation.

  7. Wife Says:

    Does anyone else feel sorry for the kangaroo?

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