Announcer: It’s Friday Night Fights, round 2, and Seth, a.k.a. The Mad Scientist brings the funk early with his ’sho-nuf SPINE-TINGLER!

Announcer: ..but the crafty Munson of Milestone Mondays fame is no-holds-barred when he sweeps the leg! He doesn’t know karate, but, he knows KUH-RA-ZE!

*KA-BOOM! KA-POW! KA-BAM!*

Announcer: It’s on & crackin’, because Church asks, “head or gut?” as he lands the throat chop of the century with his tag-team Count of Monte Fisto combination!

Announcer: Scratchin’ out everyones nine lives, Kitty unleashes the beast with her original flavored Rumble, lil’ kitty, RUMBLE! showstopper!

*DING! DING!! DING!!!*

*..the house lights start to come up..*

Announcer: It’s the infamous club banger, Hale, rockin’ his “get your KOT-TAM damned dirty hands offa me APE!!!“ tee. He’s swingin’ wildly and lands with the after 2AM club sucker punch!