Archive for April, 2007

Munson’s Milestone MondaysBlood Syndicate #8

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Storylines converge, secrets are revealed, and destinies are fulfilled in this weeks Milestone offering, Blood Syndicate #8. From the cover you can tell that Kwai makes her debut in this issue, as Nina Lam finally succumbs to the transformation her body has been undergoing over the last 3 issues. She will factor into the battle that dominates this issue as the Syndicate face odd with the Demon Fox.

This issue opens where the last left off, the Demon Fox has attacked Wise Son on Syndicate turf and the team is left leaderless as they face their attacker. The gang use teamwork to take on the Fox, but this vengeful spirit splits their numbers and takes them out one by one. The Fox does this not just by physically beating the Syndicate, but also by using her powers to make each member face their own inner demons and/or secrets they have been hiding from the each other. This seems to be the way that the Fox feeds from her victims, by causing them pain and “sucking” their inner turmoil into her, making her more powerful.

The secrets that the Fox tortures the Syndicate with are huge reveals that Ivan Velez has hinted at in previous issues. Brickhouse gets all of her memories back at once, causing another one of her seizures to take her out of the battle. Third Rail is confronted by the memory of his late father, whose death he was apparently responsible for. DMZ is crippled by the realization that “she” will never come back for him, despite his nightly ritual of signaling for “her” atop the Syndicate’s HQ. Fade provides a very large meal for the Fox as she forced him to realize that he cannot hide the one thing he wants no one else to ever know about him, that he is a closeted homosexual. Boogeyman and Flashback are taken out of the battle by their simple fear of the Fox herself. Masquerade is the final member to fall as he has what the Fox terms “the prize for biggest secret of them all…. how wonderfully perverse.” The reader is not shown this secret, as it is left for another issue’s discovery.

The Fox has fulfilled the pact she made with John Wing, as the Syndicate has been defeated and humiliated. She kills Wing once he releases her from his service, just as Kwai arrives at the Factory. Kwai was drawn there by the presence of the Fox, as their lives and appearances in the real world appear to be linked. One “sister” cannot be called forth without the other “sister” being awakened as well. The issue wraps with the Fox forcing Kwai to realize that she cannot defeat her at this time, as she has grown stronger from her battle with the Syndicate and she is newly reborn. The Fox tells Kwai that she should save her strength to save “anyone she has left alive”, and it looks like Fade could truly use her help as the last panel shows him becoming completely transparent… in effect “fading away” as Flashback cries for help.

This issue was the big payoff to the “Demon Fox” storyline, and it paid off huge. Ivan Velez really packed this issue with some big reveals and big action scenes, and the reader is left wanting more. The secrets laid bare by the Fox will be fodder for future storylines for sure, and I particularly look forward to the Masquerade’s “big reveal”. Crisscross’ artwork just makes this issue shine, as he conveys each character’s emotions in the fight so well. This is particularly apparent when the Fox reveals Fade’s sexuality against his will. The pain and anguish on Fade’s face as his secret is laid bare is so expressive, the reader truly feels just how much and how long he has fought this side of himself. This creative team took this storyline and made what could have been just another uber-violent 90’s team book into a character driven action comic that keeps the reader interested what comes next.

Next week we will take a look at Hardware #9, so join me then for more Milestone memories!

Friday Night Fights! — Round 7

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Announcer: Swimmin’ in the ring without a raft, Church prays the ship doesn’t sink before unleashing his Titanic Doggy-Paddle Windmill Technique!!!

Announcer: Cherry-pickin’ from the left-side of the ring, Munson sets himself on fire and chases his opponents screaming my DAD can BEAT UP your dad!!!

Announcer: Can you hear me now?!?, says Dorian when issuing a fan favorite, Talk to the HAND!!!

Announcer: Relative newcomer to the ring, Padnick roars with the blood-in, blood-out and proves YOU CAN’T FADE STEEL!!!

Announcer: Siskoid begs the question, “Do you know what happens to people who carry knives?!?They Get SHOT!!!

Announcer: Bully slingshots boulders when playin’ Rock-Paper-Scissors!!!

Announcer: The trashman cometh and he’s got backup! Brought to you by Ninja Shark-Bites, remember kids, Always bet on Black!!!

Announcer: Pain is delicious says Hale, remindin’ all the lil’ ChaosMonkey’s to Eat your Veggies! (it helps the booboo slide)!!!

Announcer: Ragnell fought the Nazi’s and won, while Doin’ the Neutron Dance!!!

SHOUT OUT! Peter Parker, Love Jones

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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Munson’s Milestone MondaysStatic #6

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

And we’re back folks! Milestone Monday’s has returned, did you miss me? Well, I certainly missed you guys, so let’s get down with Static # 6. This issue is part 2 of the Commando X storyline, and as you may remember from last issue, Static was facing off with X as he tried to bomb a peace rally. Static obviously saves the crowd (he wouldn’t be a hero if he didn’t) and also gains some knowledge about Commando X. It seems that Commando X, in typical villain fashion, reveals a little bit too much about himself as he fights and escapes from Static….. he spouts off his real name and also reveals that he has tried to use the news media to convey his manifesto in the past. He goes so far as to say which newspapers he wrote letters to, and which local access cable station he broadcasted on until they yanked him from the airwaves. Much like the villains who go on to be defeated because they couldn’t keep their yaps shut, this mistake will bite X in the proverbial butt!

Static takes these little nuggets of information, and using his brain, turns them to gold. He plays the detective and tracks down copies of the letters he wrote to Dakota newspapers, and also hits the public access channel for copies of the Malcolm’s 10 TV show. Static shows he is truly a hero who, like Robert Washington said in issue 1, will be using his brains to solve problems more that just blast away with his powers. He deduces a couple of moves that X plans to make by “getting inside” his opponents head, as he takes an episode that rails against the cops to mean that he will plan to bomb the downtown police headquarters. Sure enough that instinct turns out to be correct, as Static stops some bombs shaped like cops from going off and once again saves the day.

The tapes also give away X’s location, as the production company that made the show is located in an apartment building nearby. Static decides to find out just what the connection between the company and X is, and goes to the apartment building where he comes face to face with Commando X himself. Static, realizing he needs to stop the bombs X may have already planted, plays the role of sympathizer to X’s cause. It works as X takes him into his apartment and as our issue ends, X begins to share his plans with Static. What will Static do with this information, and can he stop X’s bombs while being right there with him? We will surely find out in our next issue.

This issue not only showed Static using his brains to help solve crime, but also in his personal life as well. He manages to bury the hatchet with Daisy (the girl he made a date with but forgot about) and also resolves the friendly debate between he and his friends about the merits of X’s message. This comic continues to prove that it is a different sort of book, it’s not just about super-hero action, it’s about people. I look forward to seeing the trials of Virgil and his friends, as much as I look forward to seeing Static in action. Robert Washington and J.P. Leon truly created a book before it’s time. I really think with the popularity of Bendis’ Ultimate Spidey, that this book could really flourish in this ear of comics. (DC… wakeup my friends, it’s not too late!)

Short but sweet this week my friends, tune in next week for more Milestone goodness!

Friday Night Fights! — Round 6

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Announcer: The Mad Scientist, a.k.a. Seth brings the Wu-Tang style bumpy knuckles when he hits the juice and whoops the Jekyll’s Hyde!!!

Announcer: The bridge is over! proclaims Church (a.k.a. Boss Blogger), when he rides into town six guns blazin’ on the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Announcer: Hado-Ken! Hado-Ken! Hado-Ken!, Tatsu-Maki-Senpu-Kyuku!!! screams Sims when he spin kicks his way into the ring with an ol-skool Street Fighter II combination!!!

Announcer: It looks like Hale has no problems turnin’ cats into human satellites, makin’ you all believe a Monkey can fly!!!

Announcer: Dorian isn’t a crook, but he steals with style and grace when he cracks open that can of whoop ass with ‘Crotch Gate’!!!

Announcer: For the love of great trash!, Jeff comes correct with the gummy version of Ninja Shark Bites!!!