Announcer: It’s all the way live here at Friday Night Fights, and Ragnell is puttin’ fools in orbit like a true playa — from the Himilayas!!!

Announcer: Coming straight at you like a fast runnin’ zombie, Sims says it’s first of the month and the rent is due!!!

…somewhere is the sound of jingle bells…

Announcer: The Christmas holidays are over, but, Kalinara is still feeling the festivities and handing out seasons beatings!!!

Announcer: Yeawww-Yeaawww-Yeawww!!! Yeawwww-Yeawwww!!! Straight out of nowhere swings in the Chaos Monkey, Hale treats it like boxing with a stick-n-move, SUCKA!, stick-n-move!!!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, it’s been real and…

…BOOM! BAP!…

Announcer: OWWWWWWW!!! Hopped up on kool-aid and sugar sandwiches, Casey, gets in a last minute cherry-pick while the other fighters are on their way to the locker room! Now, can someone get me a doctor?!?