Friday Night Fights! — Round 5
Announcer: …Round 5 is underway, and Seth a.k.a The Mad Scientist decides to take it to the limit — one more time!!! when he funks with mother nature!!!
Announcer: FUNK with the BULL and you’ll get THE LIL’ HORNS!!! Bully unleashes the beast when he handcuffs lightning and throws thunder in jail!!!
Announcer: Rushin’ in like a fast runnin’ zombie, Kevin brings it like it’s first and goal when he takes one giant leap for mankind!!!
Announcer: Puff-Puff-Passin‘ into the ring, Dorian ganja-farms two hits of some bumbaclot-weed before dealin’ up a fist full-o-dollars!!!
Announcer: Rockin’ his favorite wax-on, wax-off t-shirt, Sims plays stab a nucka in the eye using his famous catch-a-fly-with-CHOPSTICKS technique!!!
Announcer: Still dusty after chillin’ with Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Munson sings WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HERO!!! with rage while lamenting the days when Ike beat Tina…
Announcer: But in the end, Hale Ro-Sham-Bo’s everyone with a Public Service Announcement that, there is only DOOM!!!
Ding!-Ding!!-Ding!!!
April 13th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Hey, thanks for the link Bahlactus.
April 13th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Seth, no problem, bruh. ‘Preciate you gettin’ down with Friday Night Fights!
April 13th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
I’m not ‘llowed to use the word that rhymes with witch, but is Galactus bitchslapping the Sphinx?
(looks at the word i just used. Oh bugger.)
Thank you for lettin’ me play too!
April 13th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Bully, straight up GALACTUS is smackin’ the taste out of the Sphinx’s mouth (and just plain’ wearin’ his butt out!).
April 13th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I was too dazed from round 3 that I missed round 4, but the Munson comes correct for Round 5!
April 14th, 2007 at 12:35 am
In it to win it!
April 14th, 2007 at 3:25 am
This has been the LIVEST Friday Night Fights yet!!! ‘Preciate everyone throwin’ down! I hope you enjoy the announcer commentary — he is kuh-ra-ze!!! Get in next week if you can bring the heat. Bahlactus has spoken.
April 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Bully, straight up GALACTUS is smackin’ the taste out of the Sphinx’s mouth (and just plain’ wearin’ his butt out!).
Well, mess with the Devourer Of Worlds and what do you expect. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and you do NOT talking trash to a dude who has the stones to go out in a purple helmet with fins.
April 17th, 2007 at 10:10 am
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April 18th, 2007 at 1:44 am
truly, he wields the pimp-slap cosmic.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:45 am
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