Friday Night Fights! — Round 6

Announcer: The Mad Scientist, a.k.a. Seth brings the Wu-Tang style bumpy knuckles when he hits the juice and whoops the Jekyll’s Hyde!!!

Announcer: The bridge is over! proclaims Church (a.k.a. Boss Blogger), when he rides into town six guns blazin’ on the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Announcer: Hado-Ken! Hado-Ken! Hado-Ken!, Tatsu-Maki-Senpu-Kyuku!!! screams Sims when he spin kicks his way into the ring with an ol-skool Street Fighter II combination!!!

Announcer: It looks like Hale has no problems turnin’ cats into human satellites, makin’ you all believe a Monkey can fly!!!

Announcer: Dorian isn’t a crook, but he steals with style and grace when he cracks open that can of whoop ass with ‘Crotch Gate’!!!

Announcer: For the love of great trash!, Jeff comes correct with the gummy version of Ninja Shark Bites!!!

8 Responses to “Friday Night Fights! — Round 6”

  1. seth Says:

    I jumped into the ring, B-man.

  2. bahlactus Says:

    Seth, WHAT?!?YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (more to follow in a few hours!!!)

  3. Jeff Says:

    I’m in, too.

  4. Mark W. Hale Says:

    Let’s do this like Brutus.

  5. bahlactus Says:

    Jeff, thanks for gettin’ down, bruh! The Announcer wants an endorsement deal on the Ninja Shark Bites!!!

  6. Jeff Says:

    I’ll have my people call your people. I think Ninja Shark Bites are going to be huge with the kids.

  7. Siskoid Says:

    That’s it! I can no longer ignore Friday Night Fights. I don’t care WHAT I’m doing next friday, I WILL promote senseless violence with a FNF entry.

    Fight the power!

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