Friday Night Fights! — Round 7
Announcer: Swimmin’ in the ring without a raft, Church prays the ship doesn’t sink before unleashing his Titanic Doggy-Paddle Windmill Technique!!!
Announcer: Cherry-pickin’ from the left-side of the ring, Munson sets himself on fire and chases his opponents screaming my DAD can BEAT UP your dad!!!
Announcer: Can you hear me now?!?, says Dorian when issuing a fan favorite, Talk to the HAND!!!
Announcer: Relative newcomer to the ring, Padnick roars with the blood-in, blood-out and proves YOU CAN’T FADE STEEL!!!
Announcer: Siskoid begs the question, “Do you know what happens to people who carry knives?!?” They Get SHOT!!!
Announcer: Bully slingshots boulders when playin’ Rock-Paper-Scissors!!!
Announcer: The trashman cometh and he’s got backup! Brought to you by Ninja Shark-Bites, remember kids, Always bet on Black!!!
Announcer: Pain is delicious says Hale, remindin’ all the lil’ ChaosMonkey’s to Eat your Veggies! (it helps the booboo slide)!!!
Announcer: Ragnell fought the Nazi’s and won, while Doin’ the Neutron Dance!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
The Roar of Comics enters the ring!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
May I offer a pertinent entry?
April 27th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Steven, Siskoid — ‘preciate you cats coming through and addin’ some knuckles to the mix. Be sure to get down next week!
April 27th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
The more Things fight, they more they stay freakin’ awesome!
April 27th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
It’s still Friday night, dammit!
It’s no ninja-eating shark, but it’s got style
April 28th, 2007 at 12:18 am
We will bury you!
April 28th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Bully, Jeff, Lisa, Mark — the announcer has tagged you cats in! Protect ya’ neck!!!
April 30th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
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