Friday Night Fights! — Round 11

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“…ya’ll must’ve forgot — that i’m NICE with these…”

Announcer: Welcome fight fans..it’s a CELEBRATION!!! BitterAndrew plays dead man walkin’ when he takes a slice o’ life out of the competition!!!

Announcer: But he’s not readin’ the Collected Editions favorite strip — Slobbernocker because it’s Bibbo! Always Bibbo! Because only Bibbo brings the steel and keeps it real!!!

Announcer: ..and somebody better warn the west, because Great Caesars Post decides he ain’t gettin’ railroaded anymore!!!

Announcer: It looks like Siskoid is confused with all the fanfare when he bets his Mama’s last dollar on the Tortoise vs. The Hare!!!

Announcer: Bully has a posse and celebrates by cuttin’ fur coats out of everyones hide!!!

Announcer: Holdin’ the line, Church says, this is the place where I make my stand!!! and takes a stick and draws a line in the sand!!!

Announcer: I am Jack’s sore forehead!!! Because Kitty says the first rule of Friday Night Fights is that EVERYONE dies tonight!!!

Announcer: Sizin’ everyone up like a Hungry Man dinner, Sims makes an offerin’ to the almighty Crom when he cannibalizes the entire ring!!!

Announcer: Vaklam got it all wrong when he says blame Bahlactus, but, in his new John Woo style documentary, Brutha’s Shot Into Space!!! he really captures why two-guns are better than one!!!

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3 Responses to “Friday Night Fights! — Round 11”

  1. Erich Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 2:38 am

    It’s not comics, but I’ve started a weekly recap of a local theatre company’s Friday night show incorporating actual wrestling…does that still count as a Friday Night Fight, even though it’s past midnight by the time I can get home to post about it? (As for the non-comics aspect, it’s still filled with colorful characters, unearthly creatures, secret alliances, intrigue, and loads o’violence…so, maybe it IS live-action comics after all!)

    http://fishflavoredbaseballbat.blogspot.com/2007/05/friday-night-fights-brawl-week-2.html

  2. Bahlactus Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Erich — Though technically not a Comics punch thrown in Friday Night Fights, we’ll allow this very creative contribution to the evenings rampant violence. Thanks for participatin’ and comin’ through!

  3. Caleb Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Deathstroke vs. Batman, with Slade Wilson having the home title advantage:

    http://everydayislikewednesday.blogspot.com/2007/05/friday-night-fights-batman-beatdown-1.html

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