Friday Night Fights! — Round 8

Announcer: Bully plays it tough like Don King and makes Tonya Harding bleed a dollar out of 15 cents!!!

Announcer: Only God can judge me screams Dorian, when he appeals to the court of higher whoopin’!!!

Announcer: A womans work is never done and Ragnell’s got no problem stompin’ the trash into submission!!!

Announcer: Don’t give that sucka no statue! Give em’ GUTS! Siskoid rocks a tutu but lets you know this nutckracker doesn’t dance!!!

Announcer: JLG is freshmeat in the cellblock and quickly shows his hand when shanks his line in the sand!!!

Announcer: We take a moment from our sponsor, Ninja Shark Bites, to learn abou their new board game this land is your land?!? FOOL!!! This land is MY Land!!!

Announcer: Enemies of the heir, BEWARE! It’s all a bunch of Secrets and Lies when the Cheetah turns every monkey into a human satellite!!!

Announcer: Debbie’s not out doin’ Dallas, but BitterAndrew knows she’s got the sweets that drop foes to their knees!!!

Announcer: Munson’s stuck between hell and a hard place when he raises the dead in a fast zombie race!!!

Announcer: Church tells everyone to Sit UBU, SIT! before he beats your $5 ass to make change!!!

Announcer: Ain’t nothin’ gonna break Kalinara’s stride down the isle, even if she has to ring your neck like a wedding bell!!!

12 Responses to “Friday Night Fights! — Round 8”

  1. jlg Says:

    We’re an ambitious young squad with everything to prove!

  2. Jeff Says:

    ALOGT is all in.

  3. PMMJ Says:

    Is this a private party, or can I BUST RIGHT IN?

  4. Andrew Weiss Says:

    Mind if I join in the festivities? Kevin Church will vouch for me. (I hope.)

    http://armagideontime.blogspot.com/2007/05/friday-night-fights-shell-knock-you-pie.html

  5. bahlactus Says:

    Another great round of Friday Night Fights!!! ‘Preciate everyone throwin’ their best punches so far!!! All you new cats JLG, PMMJ, and Andrew, be sure to come back and issue some more lumps next week!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

  6. Belaya Says:

    I totally busted up at that lead-in image. I had to comment!

  7. bahlactus Says:

    Bel, what da dew? Glad you enjoyed it — you know I have to come correct, throwin’ the first punch!!!

  8. Mikester Says:

    Don’t forget my old school throwdown!

  9. Steven Says:

    Ah man, I thought you’d see this .

  10. bahlactus Says:

    Mike, Steven, MY BAD!!! I didn’t mean to miss you cats — after catchin’ Spider-Man 3 (and being visibly shook), I ended up missin’ you two. Be sure to get down next week!

  11. Steven Says:

    ’s cool. Just double posted for this week. Make sure you check it out.

    Peace

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