Announcer: Ralph Macchio’s fighting style has nothin’ on Padnick’s Kung-Fu Hustle when he beats ‘em down with an ear shattering lions roar!!!

Announcer: Siskoid is playin’ it like Survivor, with a million-dollar answer to, Feelin’ lucky PUNK?!?

Announcer: You want fries with that?!? Screams Church when he serves up a Hulk-sized ass-whoopin’!!!

Announcer: Our proud sponsor and creator of Ninja Shark Bites, is dumpster divin’ for a combo, hoping everyone will eat crow!!!

Announcer: The truth about the swivel-arm battle-grip is all Secrets & Lies when you take a swift kick on the booty trip!!!

Announcer: A true 50 Cent pounder in the hip-hop game, Munson lives for the funk and dies for the funk screaming — “…cowards die a thousand deaths…“, but Blue Beetle never died once!!!

Announcer: John flies his homeland Buck-The-Devil! colors from his islands of disappointment when he brings his Battle Angel BOOM with the Black Fist!!!

Announcer: Fanatical Street Fighter, Dorian isn’t a twinkletoes in the ring, especially when he cuts loose with a spinning bird kick to settle who is king!!!

Announcer: He’s been warmin’ the bench for a couple of weeks, but Sims says ENOUGH with the CHITTER CHATTER! Let’s go ahead and let this WHAP! FWAP! THUD! settle the matter!!!

Announcer: BitterAndrew might as well be punchin’ a card at H&R Block when he is taxing asses like they owe him money!!!

Announcer: Stormin’ in heavier than the 300, GoogleKid (representin’ Scans Daily) lets every rat-fink know We are LEGION and this is OUR HOUSE!!!

Announcer: The lovely Kalinara knows the train is never late when she makes sure to railroad with some solid fisticuffs to the face!!!

Announcer: Tim O’Neil knucklebusts why does it hurt?!? on everyone in the ring when he brings the sweet science of Goodness to the scene!!!

Announcer: Who says there is anything wrong with a mundane gig?!? D Bro is like a man smokin’ at a gas station, and he’s about to BLOW UP!!!

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