Announcer: Lil’ stuffed Bully is all about the fury in his new movie ring around the horseshoe!!!

Announcer: ..but Padnick turns everything ass-backwards with his new song Oooooh Heaven is Just Pain (Love EARTH)!!!

Announcer: All this ring-around-the-rosie has got Siskoid upside-down when he decides to cut a new rug out of all the pigeons droppin’ mess in the ring!!!

Announcer: WHAT WOULD BLUE BEETLE DO?!? wails Munson while he beats a lil’ black-n-blue onto the canvas of every fighters face!!!

Announcer: O’Neil asks why can’t we all just get along?!? and whips out some party favors…it’s called CRACK! (and you’re so easy to break)!!!

Announcer: It’s slippery when wet! screams Goggle-Kid of Scans Daily — but he’s ready to paint the town red with blood!!!

Announcer: JLG unleashes his favorite instrument of destruction — and Fuzzy-wuzzy wuz a killah!

Announcer: Dorian stars as Big Daddy Warbucks when he unleashes his orphan Annie fighting style — Anything you can do, I CAN DO BETTER!!!

Announcer: Pullin’ his best Chairface impression, BitterAndrew goes for the finale with his Chitty-Chitty-Chair-BANG!!!

Announcer: ..but here comes Church! Who?!? CHURCH!!! KNOWN for jackin’ a nucka! that’s all he do!!!

Announcer: The first tag-team duo absolutely brings the ruckus when Kalinara and her new fighting partner He Who Must NOT be Named! light up the ring with the form of an atomic BOMB!!! and shape of an Ultraman throat-chop — TO THE FACE!!!

Announcer: He may as be a meteorologist, because Sims brings the rain and unleashes the heavy weather!!!

Announcer: What’s this?!? Great Caesars Post!!! comes correct with his best Bobby McFerrin impression and screams Don’t Worry, BE HAPPY!!!

Announcer: She may be a lady, but, Ragnell doesn’t endorse frappes and heavy-handedly issues all contenders a permanent DIRT NAP!!!