Announcer: Like Pete Rock, Siskoid enjoys dishing out the pain when he reminisces over beatin’ you!!!

Announcer: But coming on strong like Grundy, Engblom may not have been born on Monday, but, he’s killin’ on a Friday!!!

Announcer: Great Caesars Post brings it the law way when he issues out 5-to-10’s — 5-to-10 minutes of him whoopin’ your ass!!!

Announcer: Friends? How man of us have them?!? Collected Editions is playing it like West Side Story by bringing every Tom, Dick, and Harry to Friday Night Fights!!!

Announcer: Ho-Ho, waddya know?!? Padnick does a sweet Cartman impression when he hands out the Roshambo!!!

Announcer: Knock Knock. Who’s there? Kalinara knows what time it is when she sets fire to all the lil dolly’s hair!!!

Announcer: Diamondrock claims the doctor is in! But beware the one who kicks it like Dr. Kavorkian!!!

Announcer: There’s nothing wrong with a lil’ razzle-dazzle when Secrets and Lies are told in the ring and makes an absolute mess of everyones brains!!!

Announcer: Erich says there is no sleep for the dead and comes correct with MULTIPLE swift kicks to the head!!!

Announcer: Even Wilson couldn’t flip it when Dorian makes no bones about droppin’ bombs on everyone in the place!!!

Announcer: This ain’t picante sauce! screams Munson while he sits back and beats up the chips with dips!!!

Announcer: Who are you?!? Church is the goddamned BATMAN! when he gets downright midieval in the ring!!!

Announcer: Pimpin’ all over the world BitterAndrew has no problems lettin’ his lovely ladies issue multiple ass whippin’ to all!!!

Announcer: But steady fightin’ for her right to party, Ragnell pull on her dancin’ shoes and plays it like a DJ, lettin’ everyone feel the beat!!!

Announcer: Bully should be asleep, but instead he’s sayin’ Don’t start nothin’, won’t BE nothin’!!!

Announcer: Showin’ all types of disrespect in the ring, Bailey, is man enough to get down in the fight, even though he stole the Spidey tights!!!

Announcer: You might think O’Neil a rat fink with bad intentions, but, he’s definitely comin’ correct as the promotor for the campaign of WITCH!!! Stop SNITCHIN’!!!

Announcer: Alot of cats are going to need a drink after Bacardi starts servin’ hard knocks — straight up!!!

*Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!*

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