Announcer: Friday Night Fights is back with an all new series — UPPERCUT!!! The loves been lost, the gloves are off, so figure, what side are you trying to be on? The barrel or the trigger?!?

Announcer: Engblom’s got his goggles on and lets everyone know they are transparent like Reynolds Wrap and he’s seeing clear through!!!

Announcer: Maybe it’s the thug in him, but Padnick’s had enough of the static and says BE WARNED!!! He’s like a storm with his own thunder!!!

Announcer: Kalinara says you can take her out of the streets, but you can’t take the streets out of her!!!

Announcer: 12AM — on the way to the ring, 1AM — Erich hears the fans scream!!! 2AM — lacin’ em’ up! 3AM — KNOCKIN’ EM’ OUT!!!

Announcer: He gets high, he gets High, he gets HIGH!!! Church gets high on your beatings, high on your bleeding, HIGH on your R-I-P memory!!!

Announcer: Collected Editions says don’t talk about your skills, “you aiight, but you ain’t REAL!!! — You got in the ring thinkin’ you could duel with me!!!” But none of you can FOOL WITH ME!!!

Announcer: Previously…Munson caught lumps in Friday Night Fights, but came back after training and it’s plain Golden Boy ain’t fightin’ the same!!!

Announcer: BitterAndrew cuts loose with the parental discretions and says this whoopin’ is rated TV-MALSV!!!

Announcer: He definitely won’t do any thing STRANGE for some change — but the lil’ stuffed Bully sho’ nuf’ will SMACK and BEAT you for a dollar until you HOLLA!!!

Announcer: Don’t be fooled while the Fortress of Fortitude plays quiet!!! Guard-Yo-Grill! or you may get caught up in a MONSTER prison riot!!!

Announcer: Someone better slide Bacardi some rum before he smashes the stage with his latest karaoke hit “Punks Jump Up to Get Beat Down”!!!

Announcer: The Kitsune Sniper whirls in from Scans Daily with a Spinning Bird Kick!!! and you better protect your chin when he winds up for the Deadpool master’s Sho-RYU-KEN!!!

Announcer: Playin’ it like the fairytale wolf Siskoid says little pig, little pig, let me in!!! but got impatient and blew the house down like Rinny-TinTin!!!

Announcer: Diamondrock claims the smaller they are, the harder they hit!!! Either way he’s done takin’ heat with and puttin’ up with the bull-shikt!!!

Announcer: Always brawlin’ with a full deck, Dorian is taxing marks and stompin’ all hearts with clubs!!!

Announcer: His middle name must be Punch You!!! because everytime Mozzocco is in the ring the crowd screams MAN! He PUNCHED YOUUUUUUU!!!

Announcer: It’s the official adventures of Great Caesars Post!!!. WARNING: if you funk with the king of heavy, he’ll dig in that ass like a wedgie!!!

Announcer: Lock your windows! Close your doors! Sims rocks it like Biggie rappin’ that he’s all that and a dime-sack..WITH A PAYBACK!!!

Announcer: It’s no disguise..it makes no sense..if it doesn’t fit then you must acquit!!! Noetic Concordance’s official beat down rules, Vaklam says big bank take lil bank, anything goes!!!

Announcer: The official Friday Night Fights sponsor Shark Bites wants to know, “so you wanna play rough?!?” Everyone wants to be Tony Montana — OK!!! Say hello to his lil’ friend!!!

Announcer: Goggle Kid comes from the 5 boroughs of death!!! He can make a tight fist and make it crumble ridiculous!!!

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