Announcer: The Friday Night Fights official sponsor Ninja Shark Bites connects like a phone operator, using these minutes like he valued a call!!!

Announcer: But the the lil’ stuffed Bully comes down like water fresh out of the clouds and drowns everyone like heavy weather!!!

Announcer: Engblom speaks his peace in court and makes Judge Mills pause for the beatings!!!

Announcer: DBro is as fast as lightning and screams you better use your nikes!!!

Announcer: Hittin’ you like an MTV reality series Siskoid’s got jokes and has everyone on Punk’d with no Ashton Kutcher!!!

Announcer: Bitter Andrew ain’t throwin’ out no more cash, and says it’s time to collect dividends out of that ass!!!

Announer: On a planet where Everyday is Like Wednesday, in the square circle and it’s about bringing hard metal to teeth!!!

Announcer: You think it’s all fun and games but Bondurant is no joke..taxing the stage where even millionaires get their throats cut!!!

Announcer: Alot of people casting shade on the Scans Daily page, but say what-you-say? Bohnke just wants to bring pain!!!

Announcer: Vaklam be the boss! He’s always issuing lay-offs!!!

Announcer: On-and-on, Kalinara returns from the future like a Centurion! Bleachin’ asses blond and blackin’ everyones color back to bronze!!!

Announcer: Wicked Juan asks are you prepared?!? but decides to put a hot one in everyone standin’ in the ring!!!

Announcer: Why does everyone think they can really see Erich’s squad? Because he hits you hard enough you can feel the power of the gods!!!

Announcer: The Fortress Keeper says quit tryin’ so hard to be nothing!!!

Announcer: Gordon is permanent pressing his enemies and back peeling em’ off the wall!!!

Announcer: Extremely delicate like the blowing out of candle lights, Ragnell, the silent killer surpises every sucka that enters the fight!!!

Announcer: Disaster strikes!!! Staeger is quick to kick you before you decide you want to brawl!!!

Announcer: Bacardi decides it’s his time to shine and blinds his enemies eyesight!!!

Announcer: Do you really want to party with Great Caesars Post?!? Not when he hits you so hard you can feel it in your toes!!!

Announcer: In God we trust! Urbanciz is someone you’ve must of heard of, he’s murderous!!!

Announcer: Secrets and Lies releases the heat and melts fools to the extreme!!!

Announcer: Oh SNIKT!!! Munsonisms bringing it notorious! Taking no prisioners and straight up Ultimate Warrior!!!

Announcer: Kitty wants to know what do you consider fun?!? She loves to universally beat the whole entire world!!!

Announcer: Church plays like KITT knew Hasselhoff’s truth when he blasts through and hits the turbo boost!!!

Announcer: Sims doesn’t spare the brakes and he’s full speed ahead like he’s runnin’ a TOLL BOOTH!!!

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