Announcer: The Canoe Guy doens’t break a sweat and sponsors his new campaign claiming you’re better off behind a desk tryin’ to surf the net!!!

Announcer: Don’t sleep on Vaklam who brings is straight to your face from the start, ragin’ against the machine, breakin’ it apart!!!

Announcer: The fightin’ Canadian Cormier is strong from Apocalypse where fighting is an art — givin’ cats battlescars and making his mark!!!

Announcer: Bondurant is the mad author of anguish, his language — polluted, but he’s a heavyweight and undisputed!!!

Announcer: Sims got the stuff legends are made of, urban folklore, and is rockin’ the whole world like a rolling stone tour!!!

Announcer: But Siskoid is on the night shift puttin’ heads to bed like Hennessey and Nyquil!!!

Announcer: Wicked Juan is back and is stackin’ notes like a treasury, makin’ people fall off like limbs affected with leprosy!!!

Announcer: DBro is irate and using up bodies for live bait, issuing heavy beatings you can’t take!!!

Announcer: Collected Editions is reminiscing over you and is blowin’ up with some old school ish from junior high!!!

Announcer: Munson is gettin’ more green that that fool St. Patrick and says if you refuse to take a falldown you get bruised!!!

Announcer: It’s all Secrets and Lies and the Cheetamaster is lockin’ ish down like you can’t get a prison visit!!!

Announcer: BitterAndrew is like Jim Morrison when he breaks on through, before he cares about your take on him he takes on you!!!

Announcer: Erich says your best jab is faker than a bomb threat, like a nervous terrorist who is so scared he’ll make your palms sweat!!!

Announcer: Staegerleads the party over here like an Israelite, and shows no love with the light while making you hate the dark!!!

Announcer: Jeff is getting high on speech laced with obscenities and comes to beat em’ and mistreat em’!!!

Announcer: The lil’ stuffed Bully plays like a bulldozer with a wrecking ball attached leaving rings around the eyes and treadmarks on everyones back!!!

Announcer: Phoning-it-in, Jason’s collect call says you’re staring at the angel of death, liar-liar-pants-on-fire!!!, burnin’ em up like they were David Koresh!!!

Announcer: Bryant is getting down like James Bond in the Octagon with TWO RAZORS!!!

Announcer: Be sure to add new blood to your Origin of Hero Sandwich because he is sick of mini-me’s trying to clone him and has a bonus for the snitch that runs up on him!!!

Announcer: Pullin’ out the Golden Age ass-whoopin’ from the LONGBOX, it’s Dave the non-dopefiend, spittin’ hot fire like Esther on Sanford & Son, and is bringing heat with more juice than Sunkist!!!

Announcer: The Fortress Keeper is boxing if you get too wild! paintin’ you up like graffiti warriors from Wildstyle!!!

Announcer: Hittin’ you like a 12-gauge to the body, Dorian says you carbon copies better find yourself a hobby!!!

Announcer: Mozzocco says that if you touch him he’ll just lay back and hit you with the definition of a payback!!!

Announcer: Great Caesars Post comes correct with the perseverance of a rebel, especially when he fights with the strength of the devil!!!

Announcer: Diamondrock asks do you want to be in the rat race?!? But thinks you’re too slow and can’t even keep a 1-lap pace!!!

Announcer: Bacardi is the new Morpheus in this Friday Night Fights matrix…bringing the real and exposing the fake ish!!!

Announcer: If the fight club had a revolution, it’s no Random Happenstance that Googum would bring the beatings for theme music!!!

Announcer: He never was a fan of the pop lock, but Monty says funk a sword and puts the black-capped pen to your mailbox!!!

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