Announcer: He may not sport High Karate, but, Fortress Keeper comes on strong and sneaks up on you like saki!!!

Announcer: Engblom is flowin’ from the soul and you can’t hold him ack, not even when he steps on the crack and breaks your mama’s back!!!

Announcer: Siskoid screams it’s a pity you’re so dirty and worthy of his ass-whoopin’ southern hospitality!!!

Announcer: Claiming his heritage as the Iron Chef, Hero Sandwich Slemmons is trying to own a thousand islands like he’s salad dressing!!!

Announcer: Playing it like the Nation of Islam, Vaklam did away with Malcom and released the stress by any means!!!

Announcer: It’s his world even though comics ate his brain, Bondurant is gettin’ outta line and is rollin’ eyes like he was a ghetto girl!!!

Announcer: Collins says relax, pump your breaks — you’re speedin’ money!!! and this roadblock is bound to mash your whole ish up!!!

Announcer: Erich is clearning throats like a megaphone, dropping the hits and rockin’ the spot like Clinton on the saxophone!!!

Announcer: Fresh-faced contender, Woody, pulls his best punch out of the sock drawer and leaves you shook like you were on a fault line!!!

Announcer: Forget the fault line!!! Ewing is ready-to-rumble like Rock Steady baby, and is smashing your whole foundation like a pebble!!!

Announcer: His stage show stays live and Wicked Juan makes the soundman take a stagedive because of the way his punches hit like hardcore Hip-Hop rhymes!!!

Announcer: Blog THIS, Pal!!! is melting ice grills into rain water puddles and mashing bones into powdered rubble!!!

Announcer: The Death Star is blown and Ninja Shark Bites is in the trenches again, making beatings relevant just for the hell of it!!!

Announcer: You never see her face, but when Ragnell the Foul slugs you and then hugs you, just remember that if she deads you, it’s only because she loves you!!!

Announcer: Secrets and Lies are always low key, but my man says its painful when you get to know me!!!

Announcer: Keep runnin’ on the Comic Treadmill, who believes other fighters are just stickball suckas while they are the world series!!!

Announcer: It’s Armagideon Time when Bitter Andrew says that he’s got hits that hit hard in this mass hysteria!!!

Announcer: Fresh from the gym, Staeger claims he’s never too fresh to show you he’s the best!!!

Announcer: Newblood Axelrod says the sky isn’t falling!!! and believes that any claim to the contrary gets you snatched up and makes your life much more appalling!!!

Announcer: Everyday is like Wednesday when the new swim instructor is teaching you how to backstroke with cinderblock bracelets!!!!

Announcer: They call him DiamondRock and he says you need to speak louder or get your power, your mask, and your cape snatched!!!

Announcer: Great Caesars Post stays on time like an omega, pullin’ your card like a cop after your license and registration!!!

Announcer: Phoning It In will get Jason seen and often heard, but his torture tactics ring loud like the power of spoken word!!!

Announcer: Kalinara could give a hot DAMN!!! what your name is!!! she deletes it and makes sure it’s never repeated!!!

Announcer: Bacardi has got you drinking that new world order, forcing down that minoxide he’s even got the fish lookin’ cock-eyed!!!

Announcer: Dave walks through the valley of the shadow and fears no man because your pain is feeling the tip of his arrows!!!

Announcer: Like Han Solo smugglin’ crack, Sims strikes the empire back — flying the Millenium Falcon and screaming FUCK THE EMPIRE!!!

Announcer: Dorian says YOU’RE ALL SILLY!!! A bunch of Civilies — he’s a solider!!! Raining pain in the fight until the flood brings in Noah!!!

Announcer: It’s Good, Bad, and Ugly when Church roams like a buffalo soldier — packin’ heat and leaving bodies in his wake till the dust runneth over!!!

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