Announcer: If you say Ninja Shark Bites, he’s like Beetlejuice and he might smack you till your teeth break loose!!!

Announcer: Collected Editions choke players like he’s Bobby Knight and also chokin’ out coaches like Spreewell, watch his foes drop to the canvas where their knees fell!!!

Announcer: You’re now boxin’ with a champion and you’re Grabbing Sand in a war that can’t be one because he’s got a pocket full of DOOM and he’ll hand you some!!!

Announcer: Ugly Charmer, Bully is a gentleman caller sending you all to hell in a milk crate full of bodies bloated from an all-you-can-beat dinner date!!!

Announcer: Baddie is a trendsetter with a wicked vendetta and spits venom that sends your body to the shredder!!!

Announcer: Phoning-It-In is the first to show up and the last to leave, ain’t no tricks up his sleeve, this is the whoopin’ that he brings!!!

Announcer: Shirt is sweatin’ with Not in the Face’s work ethic, he’s been in love with the squared-circle and pain is his method!!!

Announcer: Bitter Andrew is a little bit aggressive when he spits a sentence, until you get the message, you couldn’t pay him to end this!!!

Announcer: SpaceBooger is the new kid in school who didn’t rule nothing, but today he fights like he’s trying to prove something!!!

Announcer: Bacardi is unknown but still a soldier who can’t let you go home until his winning is over!!!

Announcer: And whatever comes up comes out, Gatevackes doesn’t put his hand on his mouth, he stands up for what he’s about!!!

Announcer: Understand, Doctor K. isn’t mad at you..this is the only thing he knows how to do and slicin’ you is what he came to do!!!

Announcer: Comics Ate My Brain so I’m broke and stuck, but Bondurant doesn’t give a wha?!? Because he feels he’s got the world by the nuts!!!

Announcer: Woody’s back is being watched by Bahlactus on high — he’s herald of the party and if he shows up..you DIE!!!

Announcer: The fire from Jimmy Olsen’s Blues can’t be held back, it’s the same pressure you felt the day the liberty bell cracked!!!

Announcer: You can either choose the heart or Alewife’s fist, but you will connect with him when your path intersects with him!!!

Announcer: If you drop three crumbs Everyday is Like Wednesday will eat one, feed one to your family, and invest the rest in your beatings!!!

Announcer: Great Caesars Post will battle through a carton of shit, with a wrist full of broken toothpicks just to carve up your shit!!!

Announcer: The same old magic Slay hasn’t cracked for days, alot changed since he anti’d-up, now the pots been raised!!!

Announcer: Vaklam was funkin’ with the hand he was dealt, training in 5th gear so you can experience the speed and the stealth!!!

Announcer When Mighty God King’s on the line he’ll bend up your spine, figure eight status you’ll be in traction for days!!!

Announcer: Siskoid is self-taught, it’s as real as he makes it, any way you look at it his skills are amazing!!!

Announcer: Gad, Sir! Comics! spits with an intensity you have to witness, look close, it’s your blood on the back of his fight ticket!!!

Announcer: Grebok-Sod can run through every one of your blunders, #1 he shows you the crowd that doesn’t love you!!!

Announcer: Ever since day number one, it’s just Munson and where he’s coming from, rights of passage and your deaths shadow under the sun!!!

Announcer: Funk rappin’ Secret Earth sings off-key and one thing you should never do is diss his fight scream!!!

Announcer: Sims will give it all to you if you promise him you’ll ball up your fist and pump it like you were on some Black POWER shit!!!

Announcer: Church stands before you as a man with more true shit than he knows what to do with!!!

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