Announcer: Munson says your’e a window shopper, mad at him and he thinks he knows why — all in his store lookin’ at ish you can’t buy!!!

Announcer: But Church asks why you callin’ dude? This is my food!!! You can handle the mouths that it trickles down to!!!

Announcer: Never cruisin’ anyones hood without his gun, Sims isn’t goin’ for all that bull-ish, funk with him and you might catch a full clip!!!

Announcer: Kitty turns the sound down and gets down to business, showing every punk on the scene she’s about to lay it down with some foul vengeance!!!

Announcer: Bully says if you wanna ball till you fall, he can help you with that!!!

Announcer: When the time comes Destiny’s Garden is going to mask up and revolutionary the scene and whoop you like he’s tryin’ to free his comrades from the back of the bus!!!

Announcer: Engblom is bringin’ his armor-all flow and makes sure the beatings he gives you never get rusty!!!

Announcer: It’s a crime scene when Grebok-Sod plays it like Jeff Fort with you get locked up by his bars!!!

Announcer: Slemmons is throwin’ a shut-out!!! and has more strikes than Orel Hershizer!!!

Announcer: Back from the future, Vaklam’s back with a surprise because he knows this current ass-whoopin’ is gonna take your life!!!

Announcer: Gemm is on his green like croutons!!! issuing beatings with no coupons!!!

Announcer: Everyday is Like Wednesday for the american idol, towerin’ like the Eiffel destroyin’ all rivals!!!

Announcer: Doctor K. got caught in a case of robbery but now he’s beatin’ that rap like Michael!!!

Announcer: He’s a flame thrower — Bondurant will make your Mama afraid to know you!!! so play your position small soldier!!!

Announcer: Fresh out the gate again, Great Caesars Post raises the stakes again and lets you cats know he always plays to win!!!

Announcer: Thats all for you!!! Fish Flavored Baseball Bats levels your whole team, shatters your schemes and dismantles your dreams!!!

Announcer: Snell has suffered just so he could come back harder and asks wanna be the shit starter?!? Funk around and he’ll make you a martyr!!!

Announcer: The Fortress Keeper will make you famous — but then you’ll know pain when he turns around and makes you nameless!!!

Announcer: Orange says save it before you catch a hot one!!! She’s got fists so fast they start flyin’ as soon as she spots you son!!!

Announcer: Woody asks do you wanna mess with this?!? He’s still the best there is!!!

Announcer: If you stand in Staeger’s way, he’ll have to spray — he’ll be laughing you to pieces, so you better pray!!!

Announcer: Jimmy Olsen’s Blues makes him a boulder and impossible to stop!!! Steady a reed floatin’ on water makin’ him impossible to drop!!!

Announcer: Alewing has two magazines to your one and won’t stop clippin’ until you’re all done!!!

Announcer: SpaceBooger is havin’ nightmares and homicidal fantasies!!! wakin’ up in the bed stranglin’ the sheets!!!

Announcer: Catch a whif of BitterAndrew’s name and you’re bound to fry!!! Look at the headstones of all the enemies that have already died!!!

Announcer: Collected Editions is attackin’ like a slick Apache with a bow & arrow that’s trigger happy you mistook his grin for a Comanche!!!

Announcer: Run your race to win or stop right now, Dave’s Longbox will smack you upright — POW!!! Look at you now, dead, coffin lined up by the back isle!!!

Announcer: Ninja Shark Bites doesn’t like you, so watch out when he gases that ass and then ignites you!!!

Announcer: Phoning It In has adversaries who will have to be worried, because he’s killin’ and will fulfill these murderous passions until he’s buried!!!

Announcer: They say murder don’t make the man, but Comic Treadmill is big leaguing everyone by makin’ murder!!!

Announcer: Diamondrock is livin’ the life of a boss player — the front desk is callin’ but he’s checkin’ out later!!!

Announcer: Bacardi says you’re a coward who can never be live and when you died, he saw the bitch in your eyes!!!

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