Friday Night Fights — Uppercut!!! Round 9
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Announcer: Baddie says it’s just another day like gun shots from a crooked cop who is cracked out on a bakers dozen from the donut shop!!!
Announcer: Bacardi knows you better run for your life from this knife, or get cut up like John after triflin’ women!!!
Announcer: Orange is on another pyramid scheme to deceive you and relieve you of your life for the right to claim victory tonight!!!
Announcer: Droppin’ his first bomb blast on the map Cosmic Rants its world war III so raise all your missiles on the launchpad!!!
Announcer: SpaceBooger vs. YOU, thats the current subject — stay tuned because you’re about to get embarrassed out in public!!!
Announcer: Another victory for BitterAndrew, the villian, and another sad tale he’ll be tellin’ your children!!!
Announcer: Come hell or high water, Collected Editions will fly its way to the top and hit harder!!!
Announcer: Listen for the destructive sound, Gatevackes is coming and levels everything when he touches down!!!
Announcer: What more can you say? When Kitty comes, she’s whoopin’ your ass like it’s just another day!!!
Announcer: Like a drunk driver, Everyday is like Wednesday when he can’t remember what happened last night until he notices your body caressing his headlights!!!
Announcer: Strong like a brother that was fired from his job Fortress Keeper never one for unemployment decides to cut minimum wage pieces from your heart!!!
Announcer: Another death certificate Siskoid is issuing, another mistaken identity and it’s too bad you were innocent!!!
Announcer: The purpose of Secrets & Lies is another delivery of pain and destruction and Cheetahmaster could care less about your resulting injuries!!!
Announcer: Another day another dollar, Comics Ate My Brain is a painful death, and you’ll holler as your soul gets devoured!!!
Announcer: Like a rebel nation who didn’t heed instructions Blackmarket Pies caught you with a mouth full of flesh and now his grapes of wrath have caught you in the wine press!!!
Announcer: It’s Random Happenstance in the high-rise elevator and the other tenants are praying he isn’t the new neighbor!!!
Announcer: You’re the one spending the $100 bill, but Dem’s Good Readin’ is looking things over and making sure shit is real!!!
Announcer: Like a mastermind Munson sees it coming before it comes, and before he goes to war he notes 15 bullets in his gun!!!
Announcer: Everytime you let the animal out, lil’ stuffed Bully is dangerous, keeping him caged is straight up outrageous!!!
Announcer: There has never been another like Doctor K. and it’s on, it’s hood, it’s poppin’ the fight is hot and he’s strong!!!
Announcer: Woody is not a biter he’s a fighter, he’s beating up all suckas — he does it for those dumb enough to talk bad about his mother!!!
Announcer: In the ring Hero Sandwich is the king you sing about, but it’s it’s hard to yell when the barrels in your mouth!!!
Announcer: The game needs a makeover Grebok-Sod is out of retirement — prepare for the takeover!!!
Announcer: Suckas can’t hit what they can’t see, Great Caesars Post sticks-n-moves and then gets out of your damned reach!!!
Announcer: The Ronin Marketeer will smack you up and break out the plastic, then zip your bag up and proclaim thats a wrap — so thats it!!!
Announcer: What are you fighting for? To get fame? To get rich? Church will smack a chump like you and sing out — RICK JAAAMES BITCH!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
[...] From half a world away, Baddie enters the fray! It may already be Saturday morning here in the Philippines, but in the eyes of the gods of awesome face-rocking violence, it’s still Friday night. And oh yes, IT. IS. ON. [...]
August 17th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
[...] Bahlactus rules over us all. [...]
August 18th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Dag, my bad to Hasselhoff and Destiny’s Garden — I didn’t link them and now I’m down for the count!!! Get down with them here and here.
August 18th, 2007 at 1:13 am
Got home too late to post this properly so I’ll just link to it in the comments.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Another brilliant wrap-up! How long does it take you to come up with the announcer bits? Are you thinking of them all week or do they just pop in your helmeted head when you see the entries? Either way, so much fun!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Bully, ‘preciate the compliments. It varies how I mastermind the Announcer bits. There is a certain influence to them that adds to the flavor of the whole scenario.
Not really secret sauce, but, special. Amazingly, I’ve not used the same bit twice, and that’s what I spend most of my time doing — verifying that. Glad you’ve been enjoying this series.
Three more weeks in this series, before we take a break after round 12 (just like last time). Then after a couple of weeks in training, the next FnF series will be live — announcements regarding that to follow in Round 11.
August 20th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Wow, no link? And on my birthday, too.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:00 am
Seth — Happy Birthday last Friday!!!
NOTE: This is called Friday Night Fights. Everyone gets creative, but you’ve got to come correct in the squared-circle. Bahlactus has spoken.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:56 am
haha, fair enough.
September 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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