Announcer: Baddie says it’s just another day like gun shots from a crooked cop who is cracked out on a bakers dozen from the donut shop!!!

Announcer: Bacardi knows you better run for your life from this knife, or get cut up like John after triflin’ women!!!

Announcer: Orange is on another pyramid scheme to deceive you and relieve you of your life for the right to claim victory tonight!!!

Announcer: Droppin’ his first bomb blast on the map Cosmic Rants its world war III so raise all your missiles on the launchpad!!!

Announcer: SpaceBooger vs. YOU, thats the current subject — stay tuned because you’re about to get embarrassed out in public!!!

Announcer: Another victory for BitterAndrew, the villian, and another sad tale he’ll be tellin’ your children!!!

Announcer: Come hell or high water, Collected Editions will fly its way to the top and hit harder!!!

Announcer: Listen for the destructive sound, Gatevackes is coming and levels everything when he touches down!!!

Announcer: What more can you say? When Kitty comes, she’s whoopin’ your ass like it’s just another day!!!

Announcer: Like a drunk driver, Everyday is like Wednesday when he can’t remember what happened last night until he notices your body caressing his headlights!!!

Announcer: Strong like a brother that was fired from his job Fortress Keeper never one for unemployment decides to cut minimum wage pieces from your heart!!!

Announcer: Another death certificate Siskoid is issuing, another mistaken identity and it’s too bad you were innocent!!!

Announcer: The purpose of Secrets & Lies is another delivery of pain and destruction and Cheetahmaster could care less about your resulting injuries!!!

Announcer: Another day another dollar, Comics Ate My Brain is a painful death, and you’ll holler as your soul gets devoured!!!

Announcer: Like a rebel nation who didn’t heed instructions Blackmarket Pies caught you with a mouth full of flesh and now his grapes of wrath have caught you in the wine press!!!

Announcer: It’s Random Happenstance in the high-rise elevator and the other tenants are praying he isn’t the new neighbor!!!

Announcer: You’re the one spending the $100 bill, but Dem’s Good Readin’ is looking things over and making sure shit is real!!!

Announcer: Like a mastermind Munson sees it coming before it comes, and before he goes to war he notes 15 bullets in his gun!!!

Announcer: Everytime you let the animal out, lil’ stuffed Bully is dangerous, keeping him caged is straight up outrageous!!!

Announcer: There has never been another like Doctor K. and it’s on, it’s hood, it’s poppin’ the fight is hot and he’s strong!!!

Announcer: Woody is not a biter he’s a fighter, he’s beating up all suckas — he does it for those dumb enough to talk bad about his mother!!!

Announcer: In the ring Hero Sandwich is the king you sing about, but it’s it’s hard to yell when the barrels in your mouth!!!

Announcer: The game needs a makeover Grebok-Sod is out of retirement — prepare for the takeover!!!

Announcer: Suckas can’t hit what they can’t see, Great Caesars Post sticks-n-moves and then gets out of your damned reach!!!

Announcer: The Ronin Marketeer will smack you up and break out the plastic, then zip your bag up and proclaim thats a wrap — so thats it!!!

Announcer: What are you fighting for? To get fame? To get rich? Church will smack a chump like you and sing out — RICK JAAAMES BITCH!!!

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve featured any new Comics blogs that I’m getting down with. In the past couple of weeks, though, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!! has been a decent appetizer on my plate. Comics blogger, Snell, has been creative when entering the squared-circle every Friday with combos like this and this!!! Take some time to browse the blog — there may be something you can get down with as well.

Straight out of Malaysia comes the Comics blogger, Khairul, with his blog Dem’s Good Readin’. This past Friday was his first time in the ring. He may be missin’ a couple of teeth and possibly walked away with a black-eye, Khairul is sure to come correct next week! Don’t sleep on this cat, though, especially when he’s droppin’ pure Comics comics clue like this!!! I’ll definitely be watching to see how he gets down from here on out — you should too. Bahlactus has spoken.