Archive for September, 2007

Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 1

Friday, September 28th, 2007

“..I do my thing like a WHOLE PLANET
..depends on ME!!!

Ninja Shark Bites don’t even wanna fight with you man,

Dead’ll Do will lay you right where you stand.

Engblom can catch a few shells, one go right through your polo, man!!!

Usually Continuity Error‘ll dolo and Vaklam gotta crazy team,

Car kissed the ride on Grebok-Sod, watch for the laserbeam!!!

Like a mutha-shiiiiii, it’s that Munson OG flavor,

Remind Jimmy Olsen’s Blues of a corner bodega and that Dem’s Good Readin’ behavior!!!

On point but Dorian ain’t trying to scuffle with chumps,

Gad, Sir! Comics! long joints got the culture power plus the double pump!!!

Troublesome, to Ever. Issue. Ever. who stands in the way,

Commander Tim‘ll stand and spray, funk if Bacardi is in the way!!!

The whole world wants Sims nucka, and Church is a legend to you –

Like Stars and Garters, Captain Infinity, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!!, and them nucka’s like Insane Journal, Blackmarket Pies, and Hero Sandwich,

Bitter Andrew will be seeing them figures!!!

It don’t matter, Semantic Drift don’t have to be likin’ Siskoid, man!!!

Keep playin’, Collected Editions‘ll be layin’ there, right where Comics Ate My Brain stands!!!

Gun on Space Booger’s waist, knife in Comic Treadmill’s hand,

Metrokitty keeps tellin’ you cowards, Kalinara‘ll leave you there right where you stand!!!

Bully don’t wanna talk and Baddie ain’t trying to fight with you, man!!!

Trying to get it over quick, leavin’ you right where Great Caesar’s Post stand,

You’re just mad, you will never be nice as I AM,

Sucka-Punch!!!

BAHLACTUS,

will leave you –

RIGHT.

WHERE.

YOU.

STAND!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. This time, it’s personal. Bahlactus has spoken.

SHOUT-OUT! Bahlactus Devours!!!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

I have many heralds, but, none more willing to elevate the level of Comics awareness than Munson. Since the creation of Always Bet on Bahlactus, he has been integral in contributing Comics clue that I find favorably on the Black hand side — through Munson’s Milestone Mondays. Recently, Munson, has transformed from herald into a great devourer — in the shape of Munsonisms™. Heed the call and get down with him. Bahlactus has spoken.

GALACTology — OJ Did It!!!

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

“..sorry, but, I have to do it to YOU too!!!”

Friday Night Fights — Sucka Punch!!!

This time, it’s personal.

September 28th, 2007.

Invasion of the Sucka-Punch!!!

Monday, September 24th, 2007




Friday Night Fights — Sucka Punch!!!

This time, it’s personal.

September 28th, 2007.