Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 1

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“..I do my thing like a WHOLE PLANET
..depends on ME!!!

Ninja Shark Bites don’t even wanna fight with you man,

Dead’ll Do will lay you right where you stand.

Engblom can catch a few shells, one go right through your polo, man!!!

Usually Continuity Error‘ll dolo and Vaklam gotta crazy team,

Car kissed the ride on Grebok-Sod, watch for the laserbeam!!!

Like a mutha-shiiiiii, it’s that Munson OG flavor,

Remind Jimmy Olsen’s Blues of a corner bodega and that Dem’s Good Readin’ behavior!!!

On point but Dorian ain’t trying to scuffle with chumps,

Gad, Sir! Comics! long joints got the culture power plus the double pump!!!

Troublesome, to Ever. Issue. Ever. who stands in the way,

Commander Tim‘ll stand and spray, funk if Bacardi is in the way!!!

The whole world wants Sims nucka, and Church is a legend to you –

Like Stars and Garters, Captain Infinity, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!!, and them nucka’s like Insane Journal, Blackmarket Pies, and Hero Sandwich,

Bitter Andrew will be seeing them figures!!!

It don’t matter, Semantic Drift don’t have to be likin’ Siskoid, man!!!

Keep playin’, Collected Editions‘ll be layin’ there, right where Comics Ate My Brain stands!!!

Gun on Space Booger’s waist, knife in Comic Treadmill’s hand,

Metrokitty keeps tellin’ you cowards, Kalinara‘ll leave you there right where you stand!!!

Bully don’t wanna talk and Baddie ain’t trying to fight with you, man!!!

Trying to get it over quick, leavin’ you right where Great Caesar’s Post stand,

You’re just mad, you will never be nice as I AM,

Sucka-Punch!!!

BAHLACTUS,

will leave you –

RIGHT.

WHERE.

YOU.

STAND!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

11 Responses to “Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 1”

  1. :: Commander Tim :: » Blog Archive » Friday Night Fights : Never trust an Irish vampire… Says:

    [...] Whatcha gonna do now, Bahlactus? [...]

  2. Munsonisms™ » Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 1: THE PEREZ FILES!!! Says:

    [...] Look for more PEREZ FILES here at Munsonisms in the future, and check out my main man Bahlactus and the rest of the Friday Night Fighters at: Always Bet on Bahlactus! [...]

  3. Friday Night Fights: Kevin Matchstick Puts His Shoulder Into It Says:

    [...] This is part of Friday Night Fights. It all started with Bahlactus. [...]

  4. SpaceBooger.com » Friday Night Fights: Suckered with a Tire Iron! Says:

    [...] Friday Night Fights: SUCKA PUNCH!! Round 1, FOOL! [...]

  5. Continuity Error! › Friday Night Fights: The Punisher takes no sass. Says:

    [...] From Punisher, v2 #5, Frank Castle has knuckle sandwiches for everyone and he’s bringing them to Bahlactus‘ cookout! This was written by admin. Posted on Friday, September 28, 2007, at 2:42 pm. Filed under Memes Are Fun!. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback. [...]

  6. Face Rockery » Blog Archive » Friday Night Fights: And Where Do You Think You’re Going? Says:

    [...] For the first round of Friday Night Fights — Sucker Punch!!!, Deathlok makes it clear that he shows no mercy! [...]

  7. Bully Says:

    Holy cow! Another “FOOM!”

  8. Bahlactus Says:

    Bully, I thought you’d dig that!

  9. Jeff Munson Says:

    FOOM is the new awesome!

  10. zhinxy Says:

    Everything needs more FOOM!

  11. Friday Night Fights - Previous Preparations | SpaceBooger.com Says:

    [...] These comics were created in September 2007 because Bahlactus’ original Friday Night Fights left me wanting more during the three week wait for the next fight: Sucka Punch!!  [...]

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