Friday Night Fights — Uppercut!!! Round 12


“..don’t get it twisted..”
“..this Friday Night Fights shit..”
“..is MINE!!!



PLAY THIS AUDIO as background music for the Announcer Freestyle!!!

SpaceBooger gonna give to ya, funk waitin’ for Grebok-Sod to get it on his own Dead’ll Do is gonna deliver it to ya!!! Knock-knock!!! and open up the door it’s Secret Wars on Infinite Earths, with the non-stop pop-pop! and stainless steel!!! Comic Coverage is gettin’ busy with it!!! and Dem’s Good Readin’ has such a good heart that he’ll make Siskoid wonder if Munson did it!!!

Damn right!!! Great Caesar’s Post will do it again! Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is tight and Hero Sandwich has got to win!!! Break bread with the enemy, but, no matter how many cats Continuity Error breaks bread with, Jimmy Olsen’s Blues will break who you send to me!!! Collected Editions never wanted nothing more than your life slain, BITCH!!! and that is on a light day!!! Semantic Drift is gettin’ down, like a nucka said freeze!!! BitterAndrew won’t be the one ending up on his knees, BITCH PLEASE!!! If the only thing you did is come out to play, stay out Baddie’s way!!!

Gad, Sir! Comics! ain’t never gave nothin’ to ME, but everytime I turn around cats got their hands out wanting something from Me!!! I ain’t got it, so you can’t get it!!! Let’s leave it at that because I ain’t with it!!! Hit it with full strength!!! Metrokitty is a jail nucka, so she faces the world like it’s Ragnell in the bullpen!!! You against Me, Me against you!!! Whatever, whenever nucka!!! What the funk Sims gonna do?!?

I am a wolf in sheeps clothing!!! The only nucka that you know that can chill and come back and get this ring jumpin’!!!! I’ve been doing this for 24+ weeks. Comics bloggers wanna fight me?!? Fight these tears!!! I put in work, but, it’s all for the kids!!! But you cats have forgot what work is!!! They don’t who this be…LOOKIN!!! But you don’t who you see!!!


Look for Friday Night Fights — Uppercut!!! TALE OF THE TAPE next Friday!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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