Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 3
Fatten Bacardi’s plate again, ya’ll cats know Jimmy Olsen’s Blues always play to win!!!
B U L L Y on the Comics oughta be fun, SON!!!
Baddie took this ish too far son!!!
So that’s all, Collected Editions is wiping out Semantic Drifts whole team,
Fish Flavor Baseball Bat‘ll splatter dreams with combos to shatter SpaceBooger’s schemes!!!
The badder Dorian seems, the more lies Commander Tim tells,
The more lies Bitter Andrew sells, then by surprise Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep fell!!!
Into Comics Ate My Brain’s deathrap, right into Hero Sandwich’s clutches,
SUCKA-PUNCH!!!
Know that Munson must bless every single jab Doctor-K lunges,
Fortress Keeper suffered, just so Siskoid could return harder,
Wanna be the ish starter? Funk around, Great Caesar’s Post‘ll make you a martyr!!!
Gad Sir! Comics!‘ll msake Woody famous, turn around and make Comic Treadmill nameless!!!
Dead’ll Do will never understand to Secret Earths how vital this fight game is,
Save it and hold that, Church served a hot one,
SUCKA-PUNCH!!! chases down a fake fighter down as soon as Bahlactus spots one!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
October 12th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
[...] Something about watching a cartoon character beating the crap out of a man with a giant robot hand… I love it. Hopefully, so does Bahlactus. Don’t worry about this being spoilers for a recent issue of The Initiative. This is just one of the many scenarios shown of the possible identity of the Gauntlet’s assailant. Slapstick, what do you have to say about that? Heh, indeed. [...]
October 12th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
[...] Bahlactus knows what time it is it’s Friday Night Fights time PUNKS! Be sure to check back here next week for a special “Munson’s going on vacation and he is gonna ride the Hulk rollercoaster until he hurls” edition of Friday Night Fights! Yup I may be flying through the air, winging my way down to sunny Florida while the punches are thrown, but I will be sure to get my punch in early. Have a great weekend everybody, I am off to watch the ultimate Friday Night Fight…. Red Sox vs. Indians! [...]
October 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
[...] I think Bahlactus does the same things to his enemies. [...]
October 12th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
[...] Friday Night Fights: SUCKA PUNCH!! Round 3, FOOL! [...]
October 12th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
[...] I would be telling an outright lie if I said that a big part of the reason I’m in law school at all is the influence of Daredevil. Man, that’s sad. I hope Bahlactus can make me feel better. [...]
October 12th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
[...] You know who really brings the WHOMP, though? Bahlactus! [...]
October 15th, 2007 at 9:08 am
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