Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 5

“..on the scale of 1-to-AWESOME, I’m THE SHIT

(so just get over it)!!!”

Ragnell could pull out the drink

and Jimmy Olsen’s Blues be good ’till it’s relevant,

SUCKA-PUNCH!!!

Vaklam’s a straight soldier, Black Market Pies‘ll roll up a nucka,

Like it’s heaven sent!!!

Tripping over dead presidents, Baddie’s got these derelicts,

Siskoid’s throw was down with Munson’s business,

Dorian tryin’ to clown and Bully get a cent,

And so rather than stand forever, Doctor K’s been thinking,

Drinking over a felony,

and hell of Collected Editions and how it would be some other Hero Sandwich,

Semantic Drift telling Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep to cool out,

But Number 9 ain’t feeling Dem’s Good Readin’!!!

A mutha-hubbard Bitter Andrew ’bout,

Comic Treadmill’s funky cheddar cheese,

And it pleases, passion of SpaceBooger,

Thuggin’ huggin’ plenty comes Destiny’s Garden!!!

And laughing while Woody pass through times,

And Comics Ate My Brain is a back-stabber, and watchin’ Ninja Shark Bites,

Just keep it plain — Sucka-Punch!!!

Selective Continuity will keep it the same, nucka,

Grebok-Sod just takes it the simple game!!!

Great Caesar’s Post can pinkle with Secret Earths twinkling,

Enough to hold, til’ it’s is old and wrinklin’!!!

and all these adversaries, they’re gonna have,

To be worrying,

Cuz Church‘ll be illin’,

Fullfillin’ a Friday Night passion,

Bodies getting buried by,

Sims’s THUG PASSION!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

6 Responses to “Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 5”

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