Archive for October, 2007

SHOUT-OUT! The Falcon Week — Day 2

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

I can’t decide, which one of the Falcon’s outfits is better. On the one hand, I dig the green with the wings painted on the back — but on the other side, the physical wings under the arms is a solid look. What do you cats think? Look for a follow-up cover around lunchtime tomorrow!!! I am looking forward to the big reveal that happens in this mini-series — playing catch-up on a Comics character history is always something worth crate-digging for. What are some of your favorite Falcon stories? Lay it on me. Bahlactus has spoken.

SHOUT-OUT! The Falcon Week — Day 1

Monday, October 15th, 2007

All week on Always Bet on Bahlactus, I will be celebrating one of the tightest Black superheroes in the game — The Falcon. I have already posted the Falcon’s first appearance (Captain America #117 and recently added to my own Dark Stars collection) — it makes sense to kick-off this Falcon highlight week with his second appearance!!!

Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 3

Friday, October 12th, 2007

“…SIT your $5 ass down before I make change!!!”

Vaklam is fresh out the gate again, time to raise the stakes again,

Fatten Bacardi’s plate again, ya’ll cats know Jimmy Olsen’s Blues always play to win!!!

B U L L Y on the Comics oughta be fun, SON!!!

Baddie took this ish too far son!!!

So that’s all, Collected Editions is wiping out Semantic Drifts whole team,

Fish Flavor Baseball Bat‘ll splatter dreams with combos to shatter SpaceBooger’s schemes!!!

The badder Dorian seems, the more lies Commander Tim tells,

The more lies Bitter Andrew sells, then by surprise Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep fell!!!

Into Comics Ate My Brain’s deathrap, right into Hero Sandwich’s clutches,

SUCKA-PUNCH!!!

Know that Munson must bless every single jab Doctor-K lunges,

Fortress Keeper suffered, just so Siskoid could return harder,

Wanna be the ish starter? Funk around, Great Caesar’s Post‘ll make you a martyr!!!

Gad Sir! Comics!‘ll msake Woody famous, turn around and make Comic Treadmill nameless!!!

Dead’ll Do will never understand to Secret Earths how vital this fight game is,

Save it and hold that, Church served a hot one,

SUCKA-PUNCH!!! chases down a fake fighter down as soon as Bahlactus spots one!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. This time, it’s personal. Bahlactus has spoken.

Dark Stars: The Falcon

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

There are two reasons this issue, featuring the first appearance of The Falcon, is worth a top 5 addition to my Dark Stars collection — Captain America is trapped in the body of the Red Skull!!! Second (and most important) is the coming of the Falcon. This is a two-part opener, and I expect to hit you with another Falcon issue later this week. Also, all next week is Falcon Week!!! — what is the true mystery behind the Falcon? Get down with me next week and find out. Bahlactus has spoken.