“…SIT your $5 ass down before I make change!!!”
Vaklam is fresh out the gate again, time to raise the stakes again,
Fatten Bacardi’s plate again, ya’ll cats know Jimmy Olsen’s Blues always play to win!!!
B U L L Y on the Comics oughta be fun, SON!!!
Baddie took this ish too far son!!!
So that’s all, Collected Editions is wiping out Semantic Drifts whole team,
Fish Flavor Baseball Bat‘ll splatter dreams with combos to shatter SpaceBooger’s schemes!!!
The badder Dorian seems, the more lies Commander Tim tells,
The more lies Bitter Andrew sells, then by surprise Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep fell!!!
Into Comics Ate My Brain’s deathrap, right into Hero Sandwich’s clutches,
SUCKA-PUNCH!!!
Know that Munson must bless every single jab Doctor-K lunges,
Fortress Keeper suffered, just so Siskoid could return harder,
Wanna be the ish starter? Funk around, Great Caesar’s Post‘ll make you a martyr!!!
Gad Sir! Comics!‘ll msake Woody famous, turn around and make Comic Treadmill nameless!!!
Dead’ll Do will never understand to Secret Earths how vital this fight game is,
Save it and hold that, Church served a hot one,
SUCKA-PUNCH!!! chases down a fake fighter down as soon as Bahlactus spots one!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!