But Fish Flavored Baseball Bats got strikes like Oral Hershiser!!!

So look alive, Hero Sandwich rise like yeast,

S&L scandal, Every. Issue. Ever. stole millions,

But Dem’s Good Readin’ needs more Cable and Tweed to take back the streets,

it’s drama…

Comics Ate My Brain knows that Woody be extortin’ BitterAndrew like

BIG BALLERS!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is gettin’ extradited with warrants in three states,

Overcrowded prisons, hopin’ Baddie drops the case!!!

So, uhh, Blackmarket Pies ain’t forgot about the homey Comic Treadmill,

Munson pled no contest and got stretched until 2007!!!

Collected Editions and Semantic Drift hold tight,

Great Caesar’s Post knows that Bully seldom play fights,

Keepin’ low on Dorian trying to steal your pockets,

RIGHT!!!

Vaklam’s ideal is real, pourin’ out DOOM,

Ninja Shark Bites sportin’ no disguise,

Sims spits no-nonsense,

Friday Night Fights says it doesn’t fit,

if it doesn’t fit,

Ragnell must acquit!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!