But Fish Flavored Baseball Bats got strikes like Oral Hershiser!!!

So look alive, Hero Sandwich rise like yeast,

S&L scandal, Every. Issue. Ever. stole millions,

But Dem’s Good Readin’ needs more Cable and Tweed to take back the streets,

it’s drama…

Comics Ate My Brain knows that Woody be extortin’ BitterAndrew like

BIG BALLERS!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is gettin’ extradited with warrants in three states,

Overcrowded prisons, hopin’ Baddie drops the case!!!

So, uhh, Blackmarket Pies ain’t forgot about the homey Comic Treadmill,

Munson pled no contest and got stretched until 2007!!!

Collected Editions and Semantic Drift hold tight,

Great Caesar’s Post knows that Bully seldom play fights,

Keepin’ low on Dorian trying to steal your pockets,

RIGHT!!!

Vaklam’s ideal is real, pourin’ out DOOM,

Ninja Shark Bites sportin’ no disguise,

Sims spits no-nonsense,

Friday Night Fights says it doesn’t fit,

if it doesn’t fit,

Ragnell must acquit!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

To break up the ice since Phoning It In has this fight game open,

Speak that slang, Munson‘ll heat up the game,

Now, roll down your window, turn the beat up, and bang!!!

…Feelin’ the breeze,

Let the ring know Dem’s Good Readin’ still droppin’ them fiends,

So please, make a call, tell Cable & Tweed, and tell Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep,

That Fish Flavored Baseball Bat is back and revenge never sounded so good!!!

Questionin’ Hero Sandwich while singing the combo anthem,

Blackmarket Pies‘ll chop Semantic Drifter in the throat,

Until Jimmy Olsen’s Blues chokes on the answer!!!

Nice with this fight-thing, since Number 9 was broke (but handsome!!!)

Til’ SpaceBooger get respect, BitterAndrew is holdin’ Woody for ransom!!!

JK Carrier slept and is now throwin’ a tantrum,

Commander Tim is BACK and better than your favorite celebrity dancer!!!

Without pimpin’ Comic Treadmill’s soul, because gangster limpin’ is old,

So Baddie, “walks like a man“, and Siskoid talks to Collected Editions fans!!!

Ninja Shark Bites exchanges legal currency, for fight night tender,

Now Secret Earths back to end the era of the great pretender!!!

So, pick your chin up and turn your nose down,

It’s Sims and Church on the freestyle fight-night-go-round!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Bahlactus is…

Whoopin’ your ass!!!

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