Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 10
But Fish Flavored Baseball Bats got strikes like Oral Hershiser!!!
So look alive, Hero Sandwich rise like yeast,
S&L scandal, Every. Issue. Ever. stole millions,
But Dem’s Good Readin’ needs more Cable and Tweed to take back the streets,
it’s drama…
Comics Ate My Brain knows that Woody be extortin’ BitterAndrew like
BIG BALLERS!!!
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is gettin’ extradited with warrants in three states,
Overcrowded prisons, hopin’ Baddie drops the case!!!
So, uhh, Blackmarket Pies ain’t forgot about the homey Comic Treadmill,
Munson pled no contest and got stretched until 2007!!!
Collected Editions and Semantic Drift hold tight,
Great Caesar’s Post knows that Bully seldom play fights,
Keepin’ low on Dorian trying to steal your pockets,
RIGHT!!!
Vaklam’s ideal is real, pourin’ out DOOM,
Ninja Shark Bites sportin’ no disguise,
Sims spits no-nonsense,
Friday Night Fights says it doesn’t fit,
if it doesn’t fit,
Ragnell must acquit!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
[...] So speaks Bahlactus! [...]
November 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
[...] The Badger is the Poet Laureate of PAIN!!!! I think Bahlactus has read some poetry in the past, I am fairly certain he indulges in a little Iambic Pentameter as a pleasant repast after a round of Friday Night Fights. Go forth and view his and the rest of the FNFer’s efforts! [...]
November 30th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
[...] I’m not sure a man dressed as a bird should be quite so flippant when he’s squaring off with Luke Cage. But then again Nighthawk is delivering the goods here in this panel from Defenders #17. Just like Bahlactus does. [...]
December 1st, 2007 at 8:47 am
*looks around, wondering what happened to his post*
December 4th, 2007 at 11:55 am
West, did you submit a punch and I missed it somehow, bruh?!? If so, MY BAD. It’s possible you got caught up in my spam filter. Let me know what’s up.