Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 7

See JK Carrier the Friday Night Fighter,
Tell Munson, it’ll hurt to hear this,
Oh, Comic Coverage went platinum? Yeah, that’s nice!!!.
Now lets see Every. Issue. Ever. do the same thing twice,
Three times, four times, then a couple of Dead’ll Do times,
Please!!! Vaklam ain’t Amateur Night, and Dem’s Good Readin’ wants PRIMETIME!!!
It’s Supervillian’s life to live, so live it the best Semantic Drifter can!!!
The world could use one less Number 9,
and enough Spacebooger online!!! Or another Fortress of Fortitude!!!
Watch Diamondrock combo and manufacture Comics Ate My Brain,
When Ninja Shark Bites does whip on Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep tonight,
Mighty God King’s chips ain’t right!!!
It’s about time Collected Editions could afford it,
but Hero Sanwich ain’t imported,
In the streets BitterAndrew’s in, it’s just iron!!!
Baddie keeps firin’, into the Friday Night Fights — Sucka Punch!!! environment,
Leavin’ Jimmy Olsen’s Blues slumped, while Comic Treadmill drives it home,
Far from Blackmarket Pies hood, Dorian is eager to get the jump on!!!
Siskoid likes to be the wall that Commander Tim toasts up on,
Great Caesar’s Post likes to see Continuity Error fall, guilty for doin’ wrong!!!
Bully’s classic like Sims, and the hustler Church,
In the end, that is why the Ronin Marketeer is accustomed to puttin’ in work!!!
BAHLACTUS.
Classic.
Timeless.
I’m everywhere you’ve never been,
…and better than I’ve ever been!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


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