Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 8
Standin’ in a Dead’ll Do-boy stance,
Hurry up and give Great Caesar’s Post the microphone before Vaklam busts in Number 9’s pants!!!
Comic Treadmill’s the mad author of anguish,
Every. Issue. Ever’s language, polluted!!!
Hero Sandwich is heavyweight, and Dorian is STILL UNDISPUTED!!!
SpaceBooger took the words right out Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep’s mouth,
…and walked a mile in Siskoid’s shoes!!!
Mighty God King’s paid so many dues, Ninja Shark Bites feels used and abused!!!
AND Supervillian?!? (so confused)!!!
Umm, guard yo’ grill!!! from Diamondrock, for example,
Woody’s the inspiration, for a whole generation of Collected Editions,
And unless you’ve got Round 8 — Sucka-Punches!!!
Commander Tim’s a straight LATE imitation,
…and BitterAndrew, a figment of Baddie’s imagination!!!
But, but, but, but WAIT!!! It gets WORSE!!!
Dem’s Good Readin’s not watered down so Comics Ate My Brian is dyin’ of thirst!!!
Michal May’s comin’ through with a scam,
A Doctor K-proof plan!!! Church just brings the noise, so Sims can just,
JUST SLAM!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
November 16th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
[…] Friday Night Fights: SUCKA PUNCH!! Round 8, SON! […]
November 16th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
[…] Bahlactus has spoken. […]
November 16th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
[…] Be nice and pay your respects to The Man, Bahlactus! […]
November 16th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
[…] See the rest of the craziness that is the Friday Night Fights over at Bahlactus. […]
November 16th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
[…] Bahlactus knows it’s on like Michelle Kwan. […]
November 16th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
You let my late entry slide just to chump me, didn’t you? ;-)
(I so would’ve done the same thing)
Teach me to not pick from some obscure niche book! :-)
November 17th, 2007 at 12:12 am
It’s cause of the Michelle Kwan thing isn’t it?
November 17th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Commander Tim, “punks jump up, to get beat down!!!” :)
Supervillian, random happenstance, bruh. Random happenstance!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 5:57 am
[…] This pic has it all fight fans…..Starfire unleashed, Cyborg thrashing aliens, Robin using a blasting rod like a billy club…… and Changeling in the form of a green octopus! Wait a second, an octopus?!?!?!?! What the hell use is that going to be in a fight man, Gar Logan really should have changed into an elephant and stomped on those damned Branx Warriors! Changeling was always acting the fool, and as all fight fans know Bahlactus does not suffer fools gladly! Go and celebrate the wonder that is Friday Night Fights, and watch out for the Octopii! […]