Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 9
To break up the ice since Phoning It In has this fight game open,
Speak that slang, Munson‘ll heat up the game,
Now, roll down your window, turn the beat up, and bang!!!
…Feelin’ the breeze,
Let the ring know Dem’s Good Readin’ still droppin’ them fiends,
So please, make a call, tell Cable & Tweed, and tell Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep,
That Fish Flavored Baseball Bat is back and revenge never sounded so good!!!
Questionin’ Hero Sandwich while singing the combo anthem,
Blackmarket Pies‘ll chop Semantic Drifter in the throat,
Until Jimmy Olsen’s Blues chokes on the answer!!!
Nice with this fight-thing, since Number 9 was broke (but handsome!!!)
Til’ SpaceBooger get respect, BitterAndrew is holdin’ Woody for ransom!!!
JK Carrier slept and is now throwin’ a tantrum,
Commander Tim is BACK and better than your favorite celebrity dancer!!!
Without pimpin’ Comic Treadmill’s soul, because gangster limpin’ is old,
So Baddie, “walks like a man“, and Siskoid talks to Collected Editions fans!!!
Ninja Shark Bites exchanges legal currency, for fight night tender,
Now Secret Earths back to end the era of the great pretender!!!
So, pick your chin up and turn your nose down,
It’s Sims and Church on the freestyle fight-night-go-round!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
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November 23rd, 2007 at 7:11 pm
[…] I still have time to answer the call of Bahlactus. […]
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm
[…] Alright, enough holiday sentimentality and good cheer around here. Let’s get back to the action. So speaks Bahluctus! […]
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
[…] There’s one other dude who doesn’t let anybody steal his thunder, and he be called Bahlactus! […]
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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November 25th, 2007 at 12:32 am
Both Diet Bahlactus & ANWO still have 100% of your daily requirement of awesomeness.