See how clear my view is?”
During this holiday week, remember to celebrate everything that is worth the stretch — family, friends…breathing. Nothing is ever promised, especially tomorrow. Bahlactus has spoken.
Standin’ in a Dead’ll Do-boy stance,
Hurry up and give Great Caesar’s Post the microphone before Vaklam busts in Number 9’s pants!!!
Comic Treadmill’s the mad author of anguish,
Every. Issue. Ever’s language, polluted!!!
Hero Sandwich is heavyweight, and Dorian is STILL UNDISPUTED!!!
SpaceBooger took the words right out Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep’s mouth,
…and walked a mile in Siskoid’s shoes!!!
Mighty God King’s paid so many dues, Ninja Shark Bites feels used and abused!!!
AND Supervillian?!? (so confused)!!!
Umm, guard yo’ grill!!! from Diamondrock, for example,
Woody’s the inspiration, for a whole generation of Collected Editions,
And unless you’ve got Round 8 — Sucka-Punches!!!
Commander Tim’s a straight LATE imitation,
…and BitterAndrew, a figment of Baddie’s imagination!!!
But, but, but, but WAIT!!! It gets WORSE!!!
Dem’s Good Readin’s not watered down so Comics Ate My Brian is dyin’ of thirst!!!
Michal May’s comin’ through with a scam,
A Doctor K-proof plan!!! Church just brings the noise, so Sims can just,
JUST SLAM!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):
Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. This time, it’s personal. Bahlactus has spoken.
can lead to
Insanity.
(in the membrane)
Bahlactus (n). (bə-LAK-təs). 1. A streetwise, urban anomaly in the comic book universe. 2. A phenomenon which devours all things Comics. 3. A Comics Entity with a compelling vibe charged with raising aesthetic awareness to the next level. 4. Every. Goddamn. Third. Monday. In. February. 5.Earth tastes a lot like cupcakes.
Bahlactus has spoken.
