Archive for November, 2007

Shout-Out! Giant Negroes Attack!!!

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

I love Jack Kirby, because the man had a style and flavor that was visionary. What I dig most about his work is that it prompts me to reflect on the world we live in. With the title of this post, I jab at the (now) comedic nature of the cover for this particular issue of Kirby’s Silver Star — would you believe that there was a time when giant negroes roamed the earth?!? Take a look at these fantastic claims published in respected newspapers such as the New York Times, “Attack of the Giant Negroes“. You won’t believe it!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

Shout-Out! I Wanna Grow Up!!!

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

I really dug growing up as a youngblood and dreaming (and scheming) on the future. The possibilities that ran through my mind had no bounds. One thing that was never part of my hustle as a youth was trying to figure out how to stay young. Culturally, there are many cats out there who don’t want to grow old. If you choose not to get older (as if you could actually avoid the laws of nature), how can you expect to claim you’ve ever lived?

I have always wanted to live long enough to grow old. I would imagine it is the only true superpower that exists in our reality — the ability to live as long as we possibly can by savoring every adventure as we experience it. I never wanted to live the Toys R’ Us lifestyle of never growing up. The older I get, the more I can get down with everything this world has to offer. Isn’t that worth the stretch? Think about it. Bahlactus has spoken.

Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 7

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Perseverance…

See JK Carrier the Friday Night Fighter,

Tell Munson, it’ll hurt to hear this,

Oh, Comic Coverage went platinum? Yeah, that’s nice!!!.

Now lets see Every. Issue. Ever. do the same thing twice,

Three times, four times, then a couple of Dead’ll Do times,

Please!!! Vaklam ain’t Amateur Night, and Dem’s Good Readin’ wants PRIMETIME!!!

It’s Supervillian’s life to live, so live it the best Semantic Drifter can!!!

The world could use one less Number 9,

and enough Spacebooger online!!! Or another Fortress of Fortitude!!!

Watch Diamondrock combo and manufacture Comics Ate My Brain,

When Ninja Shark Bites does whip on Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep tonight,

Mighty God King’s chips ain’t right!!!

It’s about time Collected Editions could afford it,

but Hero Sanwich ain’t imported,

In the streets BitterAndrew’s in, it’s just iron!!!

Baddie keeps firin’, into the Friday Night Fights — Sucka Punch!!! environment,

Leavin’ Jimmy Olsen’s Blues slumped, while Comic Treadmill drives it home,

Far from Blackmarket Pies hood, Dorian is eager to get the jump on!!!

Siskoid likes to be the wall that Commander Tim toasts up on,

Great Caesar’s Post likes to see Continuity Error fall, guilty for doin’ wrong!!!

Bully’s classic like Sims, and the hustler Church,

In the end, that is why the Ronin Marketeer is accustomed to puttin’ in work!!!

BAHLACTUS.

Classic.

Timeless.

I’m everywhere you’ve never been,

…and better than I’ve ever been!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. This time, it’s personal. Bahlactus has spoken.

Shout-Out! Fifty Sez — COME BACK

Friday, November 9th, 2007

How many of you cats that get down with Friday Night Fights also come through during the week (and check out non-fight-night content)? Are you digging the original flavor that gets posted to the site? What would you love to see here? Do like Fifty Sez and come back for more than gettin’ knocked out!!! Bahlactus has spoken.