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Friday Night Fights — Seasons Beatings!!!

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Last week, Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, ended with a KNOCKOUT!!! Customary after a 12th-round finish, I take two or three weeks of downtime to relax and celebrate a solid three months of heavy-hitting rounds.

With pride and pleasure, let me take this moment to announce, Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Competition is going to be stiff (and some of you cats will get left as stiffs — guaranteed!!!)

Take some time, enjoy the holidays, get your weight up, and step back into the ring on January 4th, 2008. Last time it was personal…in Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I’ll simply kill for fun!!! Will you be ready?!? ANTE-UP!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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HULK LOVE Christmas!!! (..and the winner is!)

Friday, December 21st, 2007


..and the winner is Johinsa!!!

“…somebody tell Hulk what is going on. First Hulk has dumb cape–now he has mittens.”

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Drop an email to bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with your mailling address and you’ll get hooked up with both of these issues!!! It’s a celebration!!! Merry Christmas!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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HULK LOVE Christmas!!! (Contest)

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Sweet Christmas, tis the season for giving!!! I’ve got the The Incredible HULK Future Imperfect to give away!!! One lucky reader is walking away with the prestige format of parts 1 and 2 of the story; a solid Christmas gift for real HULK fans!!!

How do you win?!? Simple. Hit me with your favorite HULK expression — I will even accept fictional HULK expressions (i.e. he’s never actually said it). All submissions need to be entered in the comment box below, for everyone to enjoy. I will choose the winner on Friday and ship it just after Christmas.

HULK not naughty!!! HULK NICE!!! (at least that is what he told me). This should be on-point, don’t you think?!? I look forward to reading everyones submissions. Aiight…commence with the funny!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! Round 12

Friday, December 14th, 2007

AFTER TONIGHT,

…THAT’S,

…A WRAP,

ON YOU!!!

As the plot thickens it gives Sims the dickens,

Reminiscent of Munson, a lil’ disco-tech,

Nestled in the ring of Friday Night Fights, USA!!!

Via Fish Flavored Baseball Bats, a lil’ spot where,

Dem’s Good Readin’ & JK Carrier go to experience,

Their first lil’ taste of the fight club highlights,

Comic Treadmill? Well he’s never been there, (well perhaps once),

But Number 9 was so engulfed in the “Sucka-Punch“,

Woody never made it to the door Cable & Tweed speaks of hard core!!!

While BitterAndrew’s sweatin’ out all the problems,

..and the troubles of the day,

While Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! dreams of knockouts galore,

Bully throws multiple combos at Siskoid’s ear!!!

Competing with Continuity Error, in the right,

But it all blends perfectly if you let Baddie tell it!!!

“Hey! Hey! Look SpaceBooger! They’re playin’ Dorian’s song!!!”

And then Hero Sandwich goes wild (as if),

Great Caesar’s Post just won the fight!!!

But, in actuality it’s only about midnite,

And A New World Order just done got hauled!!!

…off in the ambulance (sliced up),

Doctor K. 100’s done start bustin’ (Wham! Wham!!),

And Michael May done knocked EVERYONE’s block off!!!

(Talkin’ about),

“Now, WHY would you wanna funk with Secret Earth’s ?!?”

Maybe that was just a loose interpretation,

Guaranteed? Church’s got that Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!! juice!!!

And that’s the end.

…of this 2007

WINNERS ONLY.

Situation.

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Sucka-Punch!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. This time, it’s personal. Bahlactus has spoken.

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