Archive for January, 2008

Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 4

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Sweet Christmas, I’m gonna work them!”

Stay out the dark, cause if Woody catch you when the sun is down,

Run it clown, come up off that, or Comics Ate My Brain gon’ gun it down!!!

When in doubt, however A New World Order goes, it’s gon’ be that!!!

See that, BitterAndrew‘ll finish you dawg, believe that!!!

Where Blackmarket Pies at, do your value your life, as much as your possesions?!?

(Don’t be stupid nucka, learn a lesson),

Great Caesar’s Post gon’ get you either way, and it’s better to live,

Let Ninja Shark Bites get what’s between your sock, cause it’s, better to give,

(Than receive — let me tell you!!!)

Don’t make Lovers and Zombies put you somewhere where nobody’ll smell you!!!

And when Collected Editions say the lights is out, they don’t come back on,

This ain’t a flick JK Carrier ain’t gon’ come back on,

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep ain’t even that strong!!!

For the Love of Comics knew it was wrong, but you asked for Dave’s Long Box, baby!!!

Cable & Tweed’s a soft nucka, ski mask for Siskoid baby!!!

So SpaceBooger can hit the Comic Treadmill up on front teeth,

(You think Hero Sandwich knuckles taste sweet?!?)

Want heat? Comic Coverage cuts deep, leave Secret Earths behind, front seat!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Lovers and Zombies!!!

(Boonts-Boonts-Boonts--Boonts!!! Boonts!!! Upside ya head!!!)

Enjoy your Superman “Infinite City” (Kennedy, Meglia)!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-(Prize)-Fight Rules

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!! The knockout prize fighter for this week wins an original hardcover edition of Superman “Infinite City” (Kennedy, Meglia):

Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 3

Friday, January 18th, 2008

“…strong enough, white boy!”


Ninja Shark Bites analyzes the world from every angle,

While Ragnell’s dew drop drips in the petroleum puddle sparking fire-like rainbows,

The ripple effect of a single event, a brutal arrest in the land of Comic Treadmill,

Taking Blackmarket Pies dignity (or what little was left)!!!

Woody gets acquitted, FREE!!! triggers Friday Night Fights unrest,

Bully is the epitome of how the ring be,

And Dorian is a riddle complex when combos interconnect!!!

Just off of the night-shift, Siskoid is half asleep at the wheel,

And SpaceBooger might slip like the slick of an oil spill!!!

Same when the dew drop hits, or Great Caesar’s Post spits,

While the music overlaps like Collected Editions in the grey-mist,

Sims rocks like a post-industrial play list!!!

Underneath it all, Semantic Drift makes beats evolve,

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep features flaws, and BitterAndrew is teachin’ Dem’s Good Readin’ that it’s all beautiful!!!

That is why Hero Sandwich is reckless (runnin’ the block),

And what protects Not Blog X is those extras, the left and the right!!!

Even with Continuity Error on the scene, Comic Coverage still makes the knockout shuffle a beautiful thing!!!

So guard yo’ grill!!! when you hear,

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Dem’s Good Readin’!!!

Enjoy your Son of Superman (Chaykin & Tischman, Williams III & Gray)!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-(Prize)-Fight Rules

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!! The knockout prize fighter for this week wins an original hardcover edition of Son of Superman (Chaykin & Tischman, Williams III & Gray):

GALACTologyStill Hungry, Man!

Monday, January 14th, 2008


“…I’ve got an appetite for destruction,

…and you’re the small fry!!!”