Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 1
Ninja Shark Bites can pick any place on the planet, pick a shore!!!
Blackmarket Pies takes what the Forbes figures, then figures more!!!
‘Cause JK Carrier forgot to account for what Bully did with the raw!!!
Pick a time, let Spacebooger pick apart some stores,
Collected Editions picks a weekend for freakin’ figure fours!!!
Semantic Drifter figure frauds never hit Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep before!!!
So BitterAndrew don’t know the feeling when Lovers and Zombies get across,
Dorian‘ll put his hand out the window, and make you feel the force!!!
Feel the Great Caesar’s Post, hit the frost!!!
The Comic Treadmill’s got no top, leaving Munson scrapin’ the bottom floor!!!
Supervillian!!! (think OJ)
Hero Sandwich get away with murder when swings away!!!
Siskoid got less steps than Britney!!!
That means Dem’s Good Readin’ ain’t stepped on,
Dig me?!?
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…
BitterAndrew!!!
Enjoy your BATMAN: Black & White (Volume Three) (hardcover)!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
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January 4th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
[…] Now that’s how you take on some Demons, Badger truly knows all manner of uses for an alien shotgun! Bahlactus knows how to use many different types of weapons, but he prefers the fine art of Pugilism! Go forth and view the strength of his and the rest of the Friday Night Fighters blows! […]
January 4th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
[…] It’s a kind of origin story for Eric Powell’s heavily scarred noir character and it looks incredible. The Goon pretends to be an enforcer for a crime family while actually running the show himself, frequently going up against zombies and supernatural weirdness as a natural cost of doing business. Chinatown varies from the usual formula, eschewing humor for a darker, more emotional tone. From the first page Powell warns the reader that “This ain’t funny” and he ain’t kidding as he shows us how The Goon got his scars, inside and out. If this is more than you want to know, take it up with Bahlactus. […]
January 4th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
[…] Friday Night Fights: KNOCKOUT!!! Round 1! […]
January 7th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
One day… I’m going to get the never for the Friday Night Fights… lol
January 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Renzo, anytime you are ready, the squared-circle of the ring is willing…Dig me?
January 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
[…] For the past two weeks, you have been utterly lost, bereft of that which sustains us all. It was most fortunate that you had Christmas and New Year’s to distract you from your sorrow, or who knows what could have happened? But have no fear! Your life has meaning again — your life has hope again! Your life has… FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!To kick off this next round of mighty battles, let’s turn to the highly, highly recommended “Planetary/Batman: Night on Earth” from August 2003, by Warren Ellis, John Cassaday, and David Baron, in which the Batman from “The Dark Knight Returns” puts his fist through the Drummer’s mostly defenseless face: […]