Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 4

Sweet Christmas, I’m gonna work them!”

Stay out the dark, cause if Woody catch you when the sun is down,

Run it clown, come up off that, or Comics Ate My Brain gon’ gun it down!!!

When in doubt, however A New World Order goes, it’s gon’ be that!!!

See that, BitterAndrew‘ll finish you dawg, believe that!!!

Where Blackmarket Pies at, do your value your life, as much as your possesions?!?

(Don’t be stupid nucka, learn a lesson),

Great Caesar’s Post gon’ get you either way, and it’s better to live,

Let Ninja Shark Bites get what’s between your sock, cause it’s, better to give,

(Than receive — let me tell you!!!)

Don’t make Lovers and Zombies put you somewhere where nobody’ll smell you!!!

And when Collected Editions say the lights is out, they don’t come back on,

This ain’t a flick JK Carrier ain’t gon’ come back on,

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep ain’t even that strong!!!

For the Love of Comics knew it was wrong, but you asked for Dave’s Long Box, baby!!!

Cable & Tweed’s a soft nucka, ski mask for Siskoid baby!!!

So SpaceBooger can hit the Comic Treadmill up on front teeth,

(You think Hero Sandwich knuckles taste sweet?!?)

Want heat? Comic Coverage cuts deep, leave Secret Earths behind, front seat!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Lovers and Zombies!!!

(Boonts-Boonts-Boonts--Boonts!!! Boonts!!! Upside ya head!!!)

Enjoy your Superman “Infinite City” (Kennedy, Meglia)!!!

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