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Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 2

Friday, January 11th, 2008

“…remember ALL CAPS when you spell POWER MAN…

…you hear me?!?”

On Ragnell’s block, her business ain’t Ninja Shark Bites business,

What’s goin’ down in Blog THIS, Pal! is stayin’ here, comprende?

On the Collected Editions block, BitterAndrew had to have that understanding,

Cuz if you told Supervillian, he would run to the Comic Treadmill!!!

And once Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep got it, then it’s all on the wire!!!

And when word got back, that set SpaceBoogers ass on fire!!!

In A New World Order, see that Dorian leaves vets shell-shocked,

JK Carrier never quite got right, now Hero Sandwich is smokin’ rocks!!!

On Cable and Tweeds’ block - it’s like the world don’t exist,

Munson stays confined to this small little section Dem’s Good Readin’ is livin’ in!!!

On Engblom’s block, Siskoid wouldn’t trade it for Continuity Error’s world,

Cuz Great Caesar’s Post loves to rule the ghetto of Secret Earth’s realm!!!

Born and raised, on the Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! block,

Even when he left out, Sims came back in!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Enjoy your BATMAN: Dark Victory (Loeb,Sale — hardcover)!!!

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Friday Night Fights — Pre-(Prize)-Fight Rules

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!! The knockout prize fighter for this week wins an original hardcover edition of BATMAN: Dark Victory (Loeb,Sale):

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Shout-Out! MARVEL is Trippy

Friday, January 11th, 2008

(photograph courtesy of io9.com)

Like Hip-Hop blends on a well crafted mixtape, Comic art is often the focus of creative mash-ups. On Wednesday, io9.com published an exclusive on trippy re-interpretations of MARVEL characters — solid remixes of some of the more classic Marvel heroes and villians. Check them out. Bahlactus has spoken.

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Shout-Out! Gaslight Justice League

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

I have never seen these before (other than the original Gaslight Batman from DC that I own) — but these custom creations of the Gaslight Justice League are pretty tight. Get down with the rest of the figures in Sillof’s Workshop as well. Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 1

Friday, January 4th, 2008

“…frankly, my dear, I don’t give a kottam!!!“

Let ya hair down, Ragnell, just hit a score!!!

Ninja Shark Bites can pick any place on the planet, pick a shore!!!

Blackmarket Pies takes what the Forbes figures, then figures more!!!

‘Cause JK Carrier forgot to account for what Bully did with the raw!!!

Pick a time, let Spacebooger pick apart some stores,

Collected Editions picks a weekend for freakin’ figure fours!!!

Semantic Drifter figure frauds never hit Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep before!!!

So BitterAndrew don’t know the feeling when Lovers and Zombies get across,

Dorian‘ll put his hand out the window, and make you feel the force!!!

Feel the Great Caesar’s Post, hit the frost!!!

The Comic Treadmill’s got no top, leaving Munson scrapin’ the bottom floor!!!

Supervillian!!! (think OJ)

Hero Sandwich get away with murder when swings away!!!

Siskoid got less steps than Britney!!!

That means Dem’s Good Readin’ ain’t stepped on,

Dig me?!?

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

BitterAndrew!!!

Enjoy your BATMAN: Black & White (Volume Three) (hardcover)!!!

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