Overeating on Blackmarket Pies, and it’s A New World Order!!!

The Comic Treadmill is never off-beat cause it don’t make sense,

Grab the microphone, scream Great Caesar’s Post,

and don’t get tense!!!!

For the Love of Comics you waited, debated, and now Cheetah Master’s activated!!!

BitterAndrew, the genius that could not be duplicated!!!

See, Siskoid has the formula for rockin the house,

If Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! cannot rock a party,

do not open your mouth!!!

Woody’s that simple, no phony cosmetics to your pimple!!!

Take another look because Cable and Tweed is not wrinkled!!!!

The B, the U, the L, the L, the Y,

Spittin’ rhymes like it’s SpaceBooger time!!!

Well versed, to rehearse, Dorian’s rhymes read like the Panels of Awesome! curse!!!

Originality come first but the Fortress of Fortitude comes worse!!!

Allow Collected Editions to conclude that Mighty God King rocks an stable mood!!!

JK Carrier is a genius when it comes to bringing pain with ambition!!!

Dem’s Good Readin’ is cool, collected with the rhyme he directed,

Door Number Six don’t wanna be elected as the king of a record!!!

Yet Another Comics Blog came and left his contribution on wax,

Relax,

There’s 24 tracks!!!

After years of rocking parties now, Sims picked up the 3rd year knack!!!

It’s been so long Church cannot seem to recollect a time this wasn’t like sex!!!

Is it real?

Or,

Is it Memorex?

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

When Comic Treadmill beat ‘em all and won an FnF,

The right was hurt when SpaceBooger hooked with the left!!!

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

Remember the sucka-punch that Ninja Shark Bites dropped?!?

Sucker move that he stole from a game box!!!

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

Will there ever be another Postmodern Barney, (like Dorian)?

…probably not!!!

Stopped Hero Sandwich with one body shot!!!

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

Don’t get mad at him, because it is For the Love of Comics already,

Took titles from fighters in A New World Order already!!!

The heart and soul of Cable & Tweed, boxing on HBO,

What? These other fighters take Woody for a joke?

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

Some have nerve to say Pop! Goes the Icon ain’t fought nobody,

But like BitterAndrew, he just make ‘em look like nobody!!!

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

In the ring, Siskoid boxes, there is none higher!!!

When Panels of Awesome unleash these, they call him SIRE!!!

To burn the kingdom, you have to bring fire,

And the pain won’t stop until Sims retire!!!

I’m Bahlactus!!!

…and

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

No more delaying, MC’s you decaying, Great Caesar’s Post is staying!!!

Cause now Westchester is for Lovers now out his cage!!!

And what Hero Sandwich does for Friday Night is gonna make front page!!!

Remember back in the days when Cable & Tweed was just a tyke,

For the Love of Comics does a rhyme while they do a wheelie riding bikes!!!

But now Dorian is the man with Collected Editions in hand,

While JK Carrier is starving MC’s, like them kids from Siam!!!

Breaker breaker!!! It’s Blackmarket Pies, the funk rhyme shaker!!!

(Super duper superb slamming like a Laker)

Ninja Shark Bites is swimmin on deez like moray eels with mass appeal!!!

(Your rhymes are jokes like Dangerfield’s),

Boy, Continuity Error will tell ya, ain’t no liver on this continent,

BitterAndrew is dope and you the opposite, the man when he be dropping shit!!!

Raw, runnin’ the Comic Treadmill will give you a headache,

Siskoid hits your ass so hard, he kills your mama by mistake!!!

The Fortress of Fortitude ain’t no fake, and real nuckas know!!!

Non-stop rockin til it’s time for Woody to bust your nose!!!

The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul will give Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! some readin’,

…for awhile…

…and the rest of you fiends can stop jockin Sims style!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!