Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 5
(Guns on both sides),
Right above the gold wires Ninja Shark Bites four-fives ‘em!!!
Secret Earths kills a nucka for a song,
And JK Carrier really loves to co-sign a toll onto it!!!
That’s the True Secret of the Wednesday’s Haul!!!!
Ten g’z will take For the Love of Comics outta his NIKE Air Forces!!!
Believe you me homie, Supervillian knows all about losses,
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is from Compton,
Wear the wrong colors, like Cable & Tweed, be cautious!!!
One phone call, Dorian will have your body dumped in Marcy!!!
Pop! Goes the Icon stays strapped like car seats!!!
BitterAndrew been banging since his lil’ nucka, Hero Sandwich, got killed for his Barkley’s!!!
That’ll get Continuity Error ten years,
SpaceBooger told A New World Order in Round 4,
Told Siskoid when I met ‘em I’m a ride,
And if Mighty God King gotta die, (rather homicide),
Sims has been tryin’ to make a dollar out of 50 cents,
(Since Kirby died),
Now this round of Friday Night Fights is all done.
See how time flies?!?
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…
Enjoy your Superman “Camelot Falls” (Busiek, Pacheco, Merino)!!!
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