No more delaying, MC’s you decaying, Great Caesar’s Post is staying!!!

Cause now Westchester is for Lovers now out his cage!!!

And what Hero Sandwich does for Friday Night is gonna make front page!!!

Remember back in the days when Cable & Tweed was just a tyke,

For the Love of Comics does a rhyme while they do a wheelie riding bikes!!!

But now Dorian is the man with Collected Editions in hand,

While JK Carrier is starving MC’s, like them kids from Siam!!!

Breaker breaker!!! It’s Blackmarket Pies, the funk rhyme shaker!!!

(Super duper superb slamming like a Laker)

Ninja Shark Bites is swimmin on deez like moray eels with mass appeal!!!

(Your rhymes are jokes like Dangerfield’s),

Boy, Continuity Error will tell ya, ain’t no liver on this continent,

BitterAndrew is dope and you the opposite, the man when he be dropping shit!!!

Raw, runnin’ the Comic Treadmill will give you a headache,

Siskoid hits your ass so hard, he kills your mama by mistake!!!

The Fortress of Fortitude ain’t no fake, and real nuckas know!!!

Non-stop rockin til it’s time for Woody to bust your nose!!!

The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul will give Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! some readin’,

…for awhile…

…and the rest of you fiends can stop jockin Sims style!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!