Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 8

Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
When Comic Treadmill beat ‘em all and won an FnF,
The right was hurt when SpaceBooger hooked with the left!!!
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
Remember the sucka-punch that Ninja Shark Bites dropped?!?
Sucker move that he stole from a game box!!!
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
Will there ever be another Postmodern Barney, (like Dorian)?
…probably not!!!
Stopped Hero Sandwich with one body shot!!!
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
Don’t get mad at him, because it is For the Love of Comics already,
Took titles from fighters in A New World Order already!!!
The heart and soul of Cable & Tweed, boxing on HBO,
What? These other fighters take Woody for a joke?
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
Some have nerve to say Pop! Goes the Icon ain’t fought nobody,
But like BitterAndrew, he just make ‘em look like nobody!!!
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
In the ring, Siskoid boxes, there is none higher!!!
When Panels of Awesome unleash these, they call him SIRE!!!
To burn the kingdom, you have to bring fire,
And the pain won’t stop until Sims retire!!!
I’m Bahlactus!!!
…and
Ya’ll Must’ve Forgot!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…
SpaceBooger!!!
Enjoy your Shazam! The Monster Society of Evil!!!



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