Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round.  If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

• Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
• Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!!  The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!
This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!!  Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!!  The knockout prize fighter for this week wins a shrink-wrapped hardcover edition of The Hood (Vaughan, Hotz):

Follow procedures and Secret Earths couldn’t wait to see this,

Dorian hasn’t been been this long awaited since Jesus!!!

Hero Sandwich wouldn’t believe Panels of Awesom! heard the word on the street is,

Great Caesar’s Post still one of the deepest on the mic since Ninja Shark Bites bit this!!!

Everyone said Woody changed the times from the rhymes that Siskoid thought of,

So For the Love of Comics made some more to bring on A New World Order!!!

With Mathematics, put your status above the average,

And help you battlers, make paragraphs with bloody graphics,

Cause new days is dawnin, new SpaceBooger-like ways of peformin!!!

Brainstormin, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! writes and watch the night turn to mornin!!!

On and on and, BitterAndrew got the whole world respondin!!!

Rock, Semantic Drift keeps it hot and blow the spot without warnin!!!

Collected Editions, well known for, inventin a sentence,

The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul is Full of adventure,

…turnin up the temperature

Cable & Tweed are flush with adrenaline!!!

How long has it been again?!?

How long since we find the ring,

In the state that Sims left it in?!?

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Cable & Tweed!!!

Enjoy your Heroes: Volume One (Various)!!!

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

• Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.

• Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!! The knockout prize fighter for this week wins an original hardcover edition of Heroes: Volume One (Various):

On the grill of Great Caesar’s Post low rider,

(Guns on both sides),

Right above the gold wires Ninja Shark Bites four-fives ‘em!!!

Secret Earths kills a nucka for a song,

And JK Carrier really loves to co-sign a toll onto it!!!

That’s the True Secret of the Wednesday’s Haul!!!!

Ten g’z will take For the Love of Comics outta his NIKE Air Forces!!!

Believe you me homie, Supervillian knows all about losses,

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep is from Compton,

Wear the wrong colors, like Cable & Tweed, be cautious!!!

One phone call, Dorian will have your body dumped in Marcy!!!

Pop! Goes the Icon stays strapped like car seats!!!

BitterAndrew been banging since his lil’ nucka, Hero Sandwich, got killed for his Barkley’s!!!

That’ll get Continuity Error ten years,

SpaceBooger told A New World Order in Round 4,

Told Siskoid when I met ‘em I’m a ride,

And if Mighty God King gotta die, (rather homicide),

Sims has been tryin’ to make a dollar out of 50 cents,

(Since Kirby died),

Now this round of Friday Night Fights is all done.

See how time flies?!?

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Pop! Goes the Icon!!!

Enjoy your Superman “Camelot Falls” (Busiek, Pacheco, Merino)!!!

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

• Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.

• Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!! The knockout prize fighter for this week wins an original hardcover edition of Superman “Camelot Falls” (Busiek, Pacheco, Merino):