Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition

True to form, the last 12-rounds of this Friday Night Fights series were absolutely rugged — our first prize-fight edition was a resounding success. There were many fighters bringing the thunder and definitely elevated KNOCKOUT!!! to a whole other level.

Since the first punch was thrown over one year ago, Friday Night Fights has brought you uppercuts, sucka-punches, and eventually the prize-fight for it all — knockout!!! It literally has been hell in the squared-circle!!!

After 13 months of ass-whoopin’s, what could possibly satiate the blood-thirsty lust that has bred warriors and slain the weak? It is time to get back to basics. It is time to get back to the roots. It’s time to break out the old reels with an old-school flavor. It is time for something…Classic.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!!

Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me. Bahlactus has spoken.

4 Responses to “Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition

  1. Mike Haseloff Says:

    An unexpected plot twist in the Friday Night Fights! Nice!

  2. Bahlactus Says:

    Exactly. Always bet on Bahlactus!

  3. Scott Says:

    Oh, man. That’s gonna be rough.

    Need to either buy more DC and Marvel phonebooks or brush up on my Photoshop skills…

  4. Bahlactus Says:

    Scott, we couldn’t call it Friday Night Fights, if it wasn’t a lil’ rough!!! Every series we bring it bigger, stronger, faster, harder — this is the reason I put in the 3 week break, to give you cats some time to prepare. Bring your A-Game, because I am issuing no extensions whatsoever!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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