Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 10
Secrets and Lies with his hat to the back,
and Woody talkin’ about gats in his raps!!!
But SpaceBooger can’t feel that hardcore appeal,
Got The Comic Stop screamin’ baby A New World Order is dreamin!!!
This is Hero Sandwich (and then some),
Siskoid got to feel one, caps? BitterAndrew got to peel some!!!
Fortress of Fortitude will let you know,
That if you funk with Collected Editions when he ready,
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! will get up in that ass like a wedgie!!!
Says Who?!?
Says Comic Treadmill, the general!!!
Everyone sayin’, Blackmarket Pies off the street,
It’s a miracle!!!
JK Carrier left the performance drugs alone, took the slugs along with Cable and Tweed!!!
Just for Dem’s Good Readin’ actin’ shifty!!!
Sticks and stones break bones, but For the Love of Comics will kill you quicker,
Especially when Great Caesar’s Post is drunk off the liquor!!!
Ninja Shark Bites is smokin’ funk by the boxes, packin’ glocks is unnatural,
Until Bahlactus comes through and eats fools,
Like.
CHOCOLATES!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…
Enjoy your Marvel Zombies The Covers, (Suydam,Land,Holz)!!!
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