Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 11
Now Secret Earths wants to be permanent in number 11,
In the battle Ninja Shark Bites lost his finger, then straight bit SpaceBooger’s arm!!!
Pistol nozzle hits Great Caesar’s Post nasal, blood becomes lukewarm,
Tell Destination: Blog! be easy…
Naah…squeeze the Charmin!!!
Test the Fortress of Fortitude, see death flesh get scorned,
Semantic Drift beat Michael May so bad,
(…make Collected Editions feel like they ain’t wanna be born!!!)
And tell the Comic Treadmill’s friends stay the hell out of For the Love of Comics lawn!!!
BitterAndrew became biter Andrew stealin’ from A New World Order chicken farm!!!
Damn, another dead pigeon…
If Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! mafiosos then Blackmarket Pies is bringin’ on Haitian Sicilians!!!
Nobody’s shootin’, JK Carrier’s body is made of hand grenade!!!
Hero Sandwich bled to death while Door Number Six was tongue-kissing a razor blade!!!
That sounds sick maybe one day Friday Night Fights will be a horror,
Cable and Tweed comes to the ghetto, jacks an ACURA!!!
Siskoid sees crack babies becoming enemies (of their own families),
What’s going on?!?
Armageddon come WoodY know like Jesus, it is done…
Yet Another Comics Blog by the side just in case Matching Dragoons gotta rump!!!
A boy on the side of Babylon, trying to front like Sims down with Mount Zion!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…
Enjoy your Jack Kirby’s Galactic Bounty Hunters!!!
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