“…and whoopin’ your ass feels so good!!!”

So Panels of Awesome! wanna be hardcore,

Secrets and Lies with his hat to the back,

and Woody talkin’ about gats in his raps!!!

But SpaceBooger can’t feel that hardcore appeal,

Got The Comic Stop screamin’ baby A New World Order is dreamin!!!

This is Hero Sandwich (and then some),

Siskoid got to feel one, caps? BitterAndrew got to peel some!!!

Fortress of Fortitude will let you know,

That if you funk with Collected Editions when he ready,

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! will get up in that ass like a wedgie!!!

Says Who?!?

Says Comic Treadmill, the general!!!

Everyone sayin’, Blackmarket Pies off the street,

It’s a miracle!!!

JK Carrier left the performance drugs alone, took the slugs along with Cable and Tweed!!!

Just for Dem’s Good Readin’ actin’ shifty!!!

Sticks and stones break bones, but For the Love of Comics will kill you quicker,

Especially when Great Caesar’s Post is drunk off the liquor!!!

Ninja Shark Bites is smokin’ funk by the boxes, packin’ glocks is unnatural,

Until Bahlactus comes through and eats fools,

Like.

CHOCOLATES!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

The Comic Stop!!!

Enjoy your Marvel Zombies The Covers, (Suydam,Land,Holz)!!!

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

• Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
• Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!
This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!!

The knockout prize fighter for this week wins a shrink-wrapped hardcover edition of Marvel Zombies The Covers, (Suydam,Land,Holz):

Round 10 of Friday Night Fights, originally scheduled for Friday — March 7^th is being postponed until next week, March 14^th, 2008.

Considering the “*cough Sims* Batroc *cough Bitterandrew* Leap Year *cough Cable and Tweed* Fiasco!!!“, it is clear that some of you require rest before once again coming correct in the squared-circle!!!

…Also, I will be away (at SxSW), consuming a cupcake — similarly (and oddly) shaped like your busted-assed homeworld!!!

Next week, the prize-fight is on!!! Bahlactus has spoken.