Archive for April, 2008

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 2

Friday, April 25th, 2008

“…KOTTAM! Guard Yo’ GRILL!!!”

Church makes yo’ mouthpiece obese!!!

…like Della Reese!!!

When The Comic Nerd release, you lose teeth like Comics Ate My Brain!!!

…Nuckah, PLEASE!!! Blood floods yo’ dungarees!!!

And that’s just half of the Spacebooger’s warpath!!!

Laugh now and cry later, Letters to Myself rhyme greater,

…than the average A New World Order spectator!!!

They see Sims in the streets and say,

…yo, he nice because you die twice!!!

BitterAndrew comes as strong as a ripple,

While runnin’ on the Comic Treadmill hurts like a twisted nipple!!!

Russ Anderson‘ll make you green like a cucumber,

Bringing memories from way back when Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! was a newcomer!!!

Cable & Tweed use slugs from Mac-10’s, claimin’,

“let’s hug & make friends!!!“

Now, Dem’s Good Readin’ got you bleedin’ lovely,

Panels of Awesome!…rest eternally!!!

Rest where Munson let the worms be,

Grebok-Sod let the 9’s fly, baptize, and you’ll die!!!

Great Caesar’s Post leaves your spirit with a hole-y ghost!!!

JK Carrier put holes in most and For the ove of Comics looks shakey!!!

Slip-n-slide, and watch Yet Another Comics Blog break thee!!!

Look at what you made Pop! Goes the Icon do!!!

…brains blue

Crisis on Earth Prime just blew!!!

Time, time for Woody to give you the long goodbye!!!

And careful while Secret Earths kiss Siskoid the long goodnight!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 1

Friday, April 18th, 2008

“…i’m back, bitches…”

Did you miss me?

Sims is the stone that Secret Earths refused,

Crisis on Earth Prime is the visual,

…and Munson is the inspiration,

That made Woody sing the blues!!!

Hero Sandwich is the spark that makes The Comic Stop’s ideas bright!!!

Panels of Awesome has the same spark,

That makes Comics Ate My Brain glow in the dark!!!

So that Destination: Blog! can know Fortress of Fortitude’s left,

…from Dem’s Good Readin’s right!!!

A New World Order punched the ballot in Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep’s box!!!

Spacebooger is the bullet in Siskoid’s gun,

BitterAndrew’s got the inner glow,

That makes Comic Treadmill know,

To call I Was Ben, son!!!

Great Caesar’s Post!!! The story has just begun!!!

Check Yet Another Comics Blog for the promise of what’s to come!!!

For the Love of Comics will remain a soldier,

Until the war on Continuity Error is won!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Duckin’ Blackmarket Pies judo flip!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Watchin’ Russ Anderson lose his grip!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Letters to Myself tatooin’ you with that kung-fu shit!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, April 18th, 2008


“…did you miss me?!?“

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

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